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Get ready to hear some of the juiciest celebrity memoir stories ever! Chelsea is joined by actor and comedian Jeff Hiller (“Somebody Somewhere”) to talk about his memoir, “Actress of a Certain Age,” and dish out their top 10 funniest and most jaw-dropping moments from other celebrity memoirs. From Rue McClanahan’s sex rating scale to Celine Dion’s first subway ride to Liam Neeson proposing and then ghosting Brooke Shields, get the tea that somehow slipped past legal.

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Show Notes:

•  Order “Actress of a Certain Age” on Bookshop.org

• Paris Hilton Memoir Episode

• Demi Moore Memoir Episode

• Rue McClanahan Memoir Episode

• Brooke Shields Memoir Episode

• Celine Dion Memoir Episode

• Lynne Spears  Memoir Episode

• Dolly Parton Memoir Episode

• Delta Burke Memoir Episode

• Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) Memoir Episode

• Ginger Rogers Memoir Episode

• Jessica Simpson Memoir Episode

• The Judds Memoir Episode

• Kathleen Hanna Memoir Episode

• Ione Skye Memoir Episode

Where to find our guest Jeff Hiller:

• Instagram

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

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• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

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Chelsea and Kristina are back for a jam-packed Cookie Jar episode! They kick things off with the jaw-dropping updates from Tina Knowles’ memoir (yes, Matthew Knowles is involved somehow), then dive into the emotional depths of the new documentaries centered on the Judds and another on Paul Ruebens, the man behind Pee-wee Herman. Plus: a breakdown of Solange’s astrological vibe, another theory on Roseanne’s right turn, and the Blake Lively hair mist that did not deliver.

Trigger warning: This episode discusses sensitive topics, including suicide and child abuse. Take care while listening, and find helpful resources here.

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Show Notes:

• Tina Knowles Memoir Episode 

• The List podcast

• The Judd Family: Truth Be Told (Lifetime)

• The Judds' Memoirs (with Akilah Green and Erin Dewey Lennox)

• Pee-wee As Himself (HBO Max)

• Cucumber Melon Bath & Bodyworks Body Spray

Where to find our Guest: Kristina Lopez

• Instagram

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Chelsea is joined by author and podcaster Jo Piazza (Under the Influence, “Everyone Is Lying to You”) for a Season 2 analysis of “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.” They break down what made this season so hauntingly wonderful, from the plastic surgery Utah waves alchemy to Taylor's mom getting her 15 minutes of fame in her new AI bot form, to breaking down what each wife brought to season 2, to quote Demi, put your earbuds in and "LOOK ME IN THE EYES, YOU NARCISSIST" 

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Show Notes:

• Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 2 Premiere: Soft Swinging & Sexy Baptisms

• Secret Lives of Mormon Wives S2E2: Barbecue Breakdown and Affleck Drama

• The Secret Life of Mormon Wives & A Well-Trained Wife: Scandals and Faith (Glamorous Trash)

• Loretta Lynn’s Memoir Me & Patsy Kickin' Up Dust (with Emily Walker)

Where to find our guest Jo Piazza:

• Order Everyone Is Lying To You

• Under the Influence Podcast

• Substack

• Instagram

• Website

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

Chelsea and comedian Catherine McCafferty (“Pretty Gay”) unpack “So Gay for You,” the memoir-slash-love-letter from “The L Word” stars Kate Moennig and Leisha Hailey. They dish on Kate and Leisha’s stories of friendship, chosen family, and life on an iconic queer show that changed TV history. Plus, why Jenny Schecter might deserve a second look in 2025, a KD Lang surprise, Pam Grier’s pension advice, and what went wrong with the reboot.

Follow Chelsea:

• Instagram @chelseadevantez

Where to find our guest Catherine McCafferty:

• “Pretty Gay” Patreon

• Instagram

• Website

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Chelsea and Traci Thomas (The Stacks podcast) are back for Viral Article Book Club, and this one is packed with hot takes on four articles.

Chelsea and Traci Thomas (The Stacks podcast) are back for Viral Article Book Club, and this one is packed with hot takes on four articles. They break down red state versus blue state baby names (spoiler: there are several variations of the name Oakley), a $10,000 dating coach slash possible grift (?), and whether being an artist today means being an influencer too. Plus, a quick dive into TikTok’s soft-spoken trad wives and why someone is trying to help those women escape.

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Show Notes:

• The red-blue divide shows up even in baby names (Boston Globe)

• A 39-year-old woman ‘invested’ $10k for a dating coach and got a fiancé (The Grio)

• The Runaway Tradwives of TikTok (Elle Magazine)

• So You’re an Artist? How Many Followers Do You Have? (T - The New York Times Style Magazine)

Where to find our guest: Traci Thomas

• The Stacks podcast

• Substack

• Instagram

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Chelsea is joined by monster memoir correspondent Chris DeRosa (Fixing Famous People) in this subscriber-only, absolutely insane episode where they break down “Manual Not Included,” the meh-moir from Hilaria Baldwin. They unpack her burden of a relationship with Alec Baldwin, the infamous “how you say… cucumber?” moment, and what might’ve happened to Hillary from Boston. Plus: a piping hot insider account, therapyspeak, deep deep deep yoga teaching tea, and the hidden grifts behind Hilarious Baldwin’s main grift. 

Trigger warning: This episode discusses sensitive topics, including gun violence, disordered eating, and stalking. Take care while listening, and find helpful resources here.

Follow Chelsea:

• Instagram @chelseadevantez

Show Notes:

• Kris Jenner Monster Memoir Episode (with Chris DeRosa)

• Dru Hammer’s Monster Memoir episode (with Chris DeRosa)

• VIDEO - Lauren Sanchez Monster Memoir (with Chris DeRosa)

• Lynne Spears's Through the Storm (with Chris DeRosa)

• Deep Dive into Celine Dion's "I am Celine" and "My Story, My Dream" (with Chris DeRosa)

• VIDEO - How you say.. Cucumber?

• A complete timeline of Hilaria Baldwin's contradictory and misleading public life, and how it all blew up (Business Insider)

• The Hilaria Baldwin Story: ‘I’m Living My Life’ (New York Times)

Where to find our guest Chris DeRosa:

• Instagram

• Fixing Famous People Podcast
  
  

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Surprise! We’re dropping a little something special into the Glamorous Trash feed this week. We loved Ronna and Bryan on our Roseanne Barr episode, and now we’re bringing over their hit advice podcast, Ask Ronna, to our feed! Listen as Chelsea joins them to dish out advice on two wild listener dilemmas: one about a dog walker who finds something unexpected and the other about a not-so-suave kisser.

Follow Chelsea:

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Show Notes:

• Roseanne Barr Memoir Episode (with Ronna and Bryan)

Where to find our guests Ronna Glickman & Bryan Safi:

• Ask Ronna Podcast

• Ask Ronna Instagram

• Ronna’s Instagram

• Bryan’s Instagram

• Ask Ronna Patreon

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Author Mallory O’Meara (Reading Smut) joins Chelsea to break down silent film legend Louise Brooks’ scorched-earth essay collection “Lulu in Hollywood.” Louise floods the book with tea from the Golden Age of Hollywood, dragging Humphrey Bogart and torching the studio system that abandoned her. Chelsea and Mallory also spill bonus tea, calling out Charlie Chaplin. Plus, they explore why Louise’s era wasn’t so golden, and why her rage still hits hard in 2025.

Trigger warning: This episode discusses sensitive topics, including suicide. Take care while listening, and find helpful resources here.

Louise Brooks in High School

Louise in 1928

Louise in "Pandora’s Box" (1929)

Louise in "Pandora’s Box" (1929)

Follow Chelsea:

• Instagram @chelseadevantez

Show Notes:

• Chelsea’s episode of Reading Smut (about the door knob)

• Lauren Bacall Memoir episode (with West Perry)

• Louise Brooks Interview

Films mentioned:

• Pandora’s Box (1929)

• Diary of a Lost Girl (1929)

• Desert Hearts (1985)

Where to find our guest Mallory O'Meara:

• Reading Smut Podcast

• Reading Glasses Podcast

• Order “Daughter of Daring” today

• Mallory’s Instagram

• Website

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

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Chelsea is joined by Jameela Jamil to dig into one of the most talked-about essays on the internet: “Don’t Have Children."

Chelsea is joined by Jameela Jamil (Wrong Turns podcast) to dig into one of the most talked-about essays on the internet: “Don’t Have Children,” by Kate Manne. They debate whether it’s a feminist call to arms or too narrow to be a real rallying cry. From the failures of U.S. healthcare to the politics of reproductive labor, they take on burnout, birth rates, and the power in choosing not to reproduce.

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Follow Chelsea:

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Show Notes:

• Don’t Have Children by Kate Manne (Substack)

• Wrong Turns Podcast with Jameela Jamil

• Why do so many Black women die in pregnancy? One reason: Doctors don't take them seriously (Associated Press)

• US has the highest rate of maternal deaths among high-income nations. Norway has zero (CNN)

• Maternal Mortality Rates in the United States, 2022 (Centers For Disease Control)

• Climate Equality: A planet for the 99% (OxFam)

• Two-thirds of global heating caused by richest 10%, study suggests (The Guardian)

• What the data says about food stamps in the U.S. (Pew Research Center)

Where to find our guest Jameela Jamil:

• Wrong Turns Podcast

• Jameela’s Instagram

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.

From temple scandals to ketamine therapy and sad cowboy-themed influencer parties, “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” is back with a bang for Season 2. Chelsea welcomes back writer Emily Walker to break down every jaw-dropping twist: Miranda’s surprise return, Taylor crying with the rage of a thousand dad-less daughters, and Zach Affleck’s career twist. Plus, they dive into the cult of perfection, Mormon loopholes, and what happens when fame competes with faith.

Follow Chelsea:

• Instagram @chelseadevantez

Show Notes:

• The Secret Life of Mormon Wives & A Well-Trained Wife: Scandals and Faith (Glamorous Trash)

• Loretta Lynn’s Memoir Me & Patsy Kickin' Up Dust (with Emily Walker)

Where to find our guest Emily Walker:

• Instagram

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Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Thrive Causemetics - Get 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/glamorous

• Libro.fm - Click here to get 2 audiobooks for the price of 1 with your first month of membership using code TRASH.