Cookie spokesperson Chris DeRosa (Fixing Famous People) takes over the podcast to chat with Chelsea about her upcoming memoir I Shouldn’t Be Telling You This: (But I'm Going to Anyway). Come for the celeb gossip and career tips, and stay for the life-affirming magic of owning your story.

Show Notes:

• Pre-order the memoir

• Enter the pre-order giveaway

• Buy Merch (pre-sale ends 11/14)

• Click here to get 2 audiobooks for 1 when you sign up for a Libro.fm membership

Where to find our Guest: Chris DeRosa

• Instagram

• Podcast

• Podcast IG

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

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• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj 

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea and Lauren Ash (Not Dead Yet, True Crime & Cocktails) get the New York "It Girl" experience with Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain. From a sham kidnapping, to dominatrix fights, to the Kanye divorce tour, this book will make you realize everyone has a reason for doing what they do – even people who call themselves a muse.

Show Notes:

• Buy Merch (pre-sale ends 11/14)

• Click here to get 2 audiobooks for 1 when you sign up for a Libro.fm membership

• Into the Gloss Interview

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

Where to find our Guest: Lauren Ash

• Instagram

• Podcast

• Podcast IG

Sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj 

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea and Traci Thomas (The Stacks pod) get guru’d with Jada Pinkett Smith’s 2023 memoir Worthy. From getting proposed to by Tupac in prison, to getting really into ayahuasca, to finally addressing The Slap, this book gave us so many details, but also so many questions!

Show Notes:

• It Was All a Dream: Biggie and the World That Made Him by Justin Tinsley

• Will Smith's mensmior

• Click here to get 2 audiobooks for 1 when you sign up for a Libro.fm membership

• BUY MERCH (Pre-sale ends 11/4)

Where to find our Guest: Traci Thomas

• Instagram

• Podcast

• Patreon

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

Sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj 

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea brings back official Monster Memoir Correspondent Chris De Rosa (Fixing Famous People) for perhaps the most monstrous memoir of all:

Chelsea brings back official Monster Memoir Correspondent Chris De Rosa (Fixing Famous People) for perhaps the most monstrous memoir of all:

Chelsea brings back official Monster Memoir Correspondent Chris De Rosa (Fixing Famous People) for perhaps the most monstrous memoir of all: Lynne Spears's "Through the Storm." Celebrate Halloween with the chilling stories of Lynne's fake QVC jewelry to bogus drug busts to praising Kevin Federline. This book will keep you warm at night if you use it as kindling in your fireplace.

Show Notes:

• Click here to get 2 audiobooks for 1 when you sign up for a Libro.fm membership

• BUY MERCH (Pre-sale ends 11/4)

Where to find our Guest: Chris DeRosa

• Instagram

• Podcast

• Podcast IG

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

Sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj 

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea & Rob Anderson (Gay Science) get their dancing knives out for Britney Spears’s brand-new book, the best selling celebrity memoir in history The Woman in Me. We could write a description but why bother: IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH

Show Notes:

• Click here for 13% OFF on Britney's book

• Click here to get 2 audiobooks for 1 when you sign up for a Libro.fm membership

• Britney’s notebook audition

• Jamie Lynn singing a mashup of Britney songs

• Clip of Amy Winehouse at the Grammy's when she makes fun of Justin's ability to name things

• The article Rob read that had all of Justin's possible reactions to the memoir, where they're like "he's unbothered!"

• Q for the Cookies — What songs do we think Justin covered in his abortion serenade?

Buy Merch:

• BUY MERCH (Pre-sale ends 11/4)

Where to find our Guest: Rob Anderson

• Book

• Instagram

• Tik Tok

• Website

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Chelsea and Taylor Vaughn Lasley (Marvel’s Moon Girl) have a true trash talk going over the events of Love Is Blind Season 5, and the idea of “toxic settling”. They get into all the deep, important questions, like how do you know when a relationship isn’t right for you? Why does Johnie have multiple pairs of those clear shoes? And what is Stacy’s actual job anyway?

Where to find our Guest: Taylor Vaughn Lasley

• Instagram

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

MERCH:

• BUY MERCH (Pre-sale ends 11/4)

Sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj 

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea and Susie Meister (Road Rules, Brain Candy Podcast) go all “Marcia Marcia Marcia” with Maureen McCormick’s 2008 memoir Here’s The Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice. From growing up with a traumatic family secret, to having a crush on her onscreen brother who had a crush on their onscreen mom, to listing her exact weight and pants size multiple times, Maureen leaves you asking - ok but DID you find your true voice?

Show Notes:

• Chatty Cathy Dolls Ad (Voiced by Maureen)

• BUY MERCH (Pre-sale ends 11/4)

Where to find our Guest: Susie Meister

• Instagram

• Podcast

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

October Giveaway:

This month's Glamorous Trash Giveaway is our Prados Glamour Pack!! If you haven't heard me gush about Prados eyelashes, are we even friends?? Prados is a New Mexican beauty brand that I've sworn by 5ever. The giveaway runs 10/6 to 11/6! Enter here.

About The Podacst:

Glamorous Trash: Where we make treasure out of pop culture garbage. Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj

• Pattern Brands -- @patternbrands

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Chelsea and Patty Lin (Breaking Bad, Friends) break down the cautionary tale that is Joyce Maynard’s 1998 memoir At Home in the World. From her shocking and abusive relationship with a much-older J.D. Salinger, to the backlash she faced when she finally told her story, to a truly strange story of adopting two daughters and then dissolving the adoption, this is a meta-look at the effects of telling your story. Plus, Patty Lin talks about her own memoir, End Credits: How I Broke Up With Hollywood.

Show Notes:

• Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel

Where to find our Guest:

• Patty Lin

• Pre-Order Patty's Book

• Website

• Instagram

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Chelsea and Rachel Lindsay (The Bachelorette) swim in the shallows and depths of Kerry Washington’s just-released memoir, Thicker Than Water. They focus everything from Scandal, to growing up near JLO, to learning a shocking paternity secret from her parents in her 40s, the fact the she is donor conceived.

Show Notes:

• Watch "Confirmation"

• We Are Donor Conceived - Facebook 

• We Are Donor Conceived - Website

Where to find our Guest: Rachel Lindsay

• Website

• Instagram

• Books

• Podcasts

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

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Glamorous Trash: Where we make treasure out of pop culture garbage. Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj

Pattern Brands - @patternbrands

OCT GIVEAWAY:

This month's Glamorous Trash Giveaway is our Prados Glamour Pack!! If you haven't heard me gush about Prados eyelashes, are we even friends?? Prados is a New Mexican beauty brand that I've sworn by 5ever. They sent us a bunch of goodies for this month's giveaway including:

• Sagrado Eyeshadow Palette

• Sagrado Esencia Lippie

• The Matriarch Eyeliner

• Sagrado Hibiscus Blush

• Done With The Slay Makeup Remover

• Sedona Makeup Brushes

The giveaway runs 10/6 to 11/6 - enter here:

https://www.chelsearosedevantez.com/october-giveaway

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Chelsea and Hunter Harris (Gossip Girl, Hung Up newsletter) wade through the onslaught of celebrity beauty brands - are they a scam? Feminist entrepreneurship? Or tax evasion by way of eyeshadow palettes? From Millie Bobby Brown’s makeup line to Idris and Sabrina Elba couples’ skincare, who will be shilling lipgloss next?

Where to find our Guest: Hunter Harris

• Instagram

• Substack

Glamorous Trash: Where we make treasure out of pop culture garbage. Glamorous Trash is all about going high and low at the same time— Glam and Trash. We recap and book club celebrity memoirs, deconstruct pop culture, and sometimes, we cry! If you've ever referenced Mariah Carey in therapy... then this is the podcast for you.

Thank you to our sponsors:

• Tanteo Tequila -- @tanteotequila

• Natalie's Juice Company -- @nataliesoj

• Pattern Brands - @patternbrands

For more book recaps & gentle tea, follow Chelsea on Instagram @chelseadevantez

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