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It's time to talk about Endwalker tome gear, starting with the Moonward set! It's bright, it's colourful, and it makes some interesting references to designs from older games, not all of them good (at least in the eyes of our hosts). Also, the worlds largest spear.

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We're back! It's time to finish up our look at the Endwalker Artefact gear with the melee DPS sets. We also get to talking about triangles, cat butt jewelry, and armor boogers. Please enjoy!

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We're back with more Endwalker artefact gear, this time ranged DPS and caster! We've got ship hulls, frankenguns, frakenjackets, something weird going on in the crotch region, the ultimate witch outfit and more!

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Want to look like a wedding cake? Want your toes out? Are you here for a Mama Mia 2 cosplay? What about holding the moon itself in your hands? The Endwalker healer artefact sets have you covered! Tune in to find out what a disaster Sharlayan fashion apparently is.

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Rejoice! Our extended holiday break is over! We're moving into Endwalker content and talking about the level 90 artefact gear. This first part is all tank gear. We talk about abandoned chicken wings, big naturals, and multi-layer butt capes. Enjoy!

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We're back! We have survived the launch of Endwalker, and we are back to our regular schedule (we reserve the right to take a Christmas break though). This week the gang is looking at the Ravel Keeper armor and weapons from Shadowbringers! A lot of this gear has unique looks for each role. I think the vibe was mostly positive on these aside from a "Is this appropriation?" moment. Please enjoy!

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We're back with yet more of the Exarchic set! This week we look at a weapon that could be your friendly robot vacuum outfitted for battle, yet more terribly brittle crystal weapons, and the gothest bucket hat.

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We're back! This week it's our first venture into the Exarchic Set, which if you haven't seen it...has prominent usage of White Crystals. You can probably see where this is going, but if you don't wanna hear us talk about cum and TMI about high school sex ed. Do you know what a Devil's Dick is? I sure as hell didn't before this episode! Enjoy!

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We're back! PREPARE TO BE JUDGED! That's what we're doing this week to that Bozjan Southern Front gear known as the Judge Set! This time we called in Final Fantasy extraordinaire Skull Hazard. It's just armor this time around, so we managed to keep our opinions contained to a single episode. These pieces are all plated up like a lobster and one of them even expands boys' asses! Big ol' Dumpy Time Let's Go!

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We're back with the Ronkan set and having some mixed feelings this week. There's extremely unsafe needle caps, a definitely-not-a-composite bow, techno Aztec medieval princess looks, and a truly incredible amount of guys.

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