Glamour Plate

We're back! Halloween is over, so it's time to pull out your nuts and get to crackin'! The gang is here for Part 1 of reviewing the Ronkan gear (first tome gear for ShB). We're all very mature adults and have to laugh every time someone says they need nuts to get this gear now. Thanks FFT Clan Nutsy...After seeing some of these weapons you're probably going to want to grind some nuts of your own.

Thanks again for sending in all your Halloween looks!

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Happy All Saints Wake gamers! In celebration of the best holiday we've once again bowed to your (and our) whims on what to talk about and you've given us some excellent spooky glamours and sets. Get ready for groovy vampires, fire potatoes, thotty bats and yet more unacceptable misandry on behalf of FFXIV.

To skip the appearance of the special guest spider, go to 53:04.

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We're returning to our roots and doing another Nier set; the Type 53 armor from Puppets Bunker! Listen to find out why this set is both a gift for the sapphics and commits misandry at the same time.

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We're back! This week we've circled all the way back around to episode 1 and found a new cone of shame! This week the gang is talking about the Bonewicca sets from Swallow's Compass (a Stormblood dungeon). You're going to want to run this dungeon a bunch unsynched if you haven't already to get some of these sets, but if our luck is an indication: you won't get the pieces you want q_q

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Also, a reminder to get your Halloween inspired glams sent it to either [email protected] or http://twitter.com/glamourplate!

We're doing a very special Halloween episode, so send us your spookiest sets, items and glamours! Please include your name and whether you'd like us to be actually normal when we review it or our best toxic selves.

You can send your submissions to [email protected], @GlamourPlate on twitter or our tumblr

What do you get when you ask two caster mains to talk about one of their favourite sets? A very chunky episode. Why does the bow have a laser harp? Why is this gun wearing a beach cover-up? What do you get when the Catholic church designs the most maximalist books they can? And most importantly everyone espouses at length how fucking cool the caster outfit is. It's Edengrace part 2 time and you cannot shut us up please shut us up this was so much to edit

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We're back! This week we're talking about the tanking and melee DPS Edengrace gear, and gang we all love the designers who make the gear in FFXIV...but sometimes they get kinda wacky with it. The purple travel pillow is truly terrible folks. They're not all stinkers though! We had a bunch of fun recording this one, and we hope you enjoy listening!

Set reference: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/17PuVWEHfXExMgtdKd5Nq_f6NxgfQGtGJ8oEC3LBnDi8/edit?usp=sharing

Do you want a techno codpiece? How about robot limbs? Do you want a vacuum sealed ninja suit to live out your cyberpunk dreams? Well look no further! The Late Allagan set has your back, even if girl types lose out on the beautifully sculpted muscles. It might be time to do some PvP!

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We're back! Today's episode focuses on the basics. The Fundamentals! Our hosts sure are having Fun going Mental for these Glamour Dresser staples! Thank you for reading these and not throwing rotting vegetables at me.

Set reference: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/15gRcRcu7MFaG1xvNSkUrvjqxKLHmDamXG1H7y7jNyZU/edit?usp=sharing

We're back! It's time to finish up a very normal episode of Glamour Plate with the Edenchoir sets for casters, healers, and aiming DPS. As usual the casting and healing gear garner A Lot of Big Thoughts. After this episode...you're gonna want to learn how to do Light Rampant :c Maybe I'll see you in the Crystal DC PF come Endwalker.

Reference images can be found here: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1edWqUYtyN5JgLv6uEFIGSmSrqyS928rV6vajkFLo5Dc/edit?usp=sharing