It's 106 miles to Jersey, we got a jelly roll, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

It's 106 miles to Jersey, we got a jelly roll, full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. 

It's time for WinterSlam in chilly Melbourne, and what better way to warm our cockles than a good ol' fashioned ramble about WWE's latest PLE offerings.

Tonight John Cena retained, last week we farewelled Sabu. Sad news from JR, so direct from the bar. Today, this Ramble's for you.

The house always wins. "The longer they play, the more they lose, and in the end, we get it all." 

It's time to dust off the crystal ball and uncrumple the Sports Almanac, as Glenn and Casey put their heads together, peruse betting odds, and examine future creative to collectively deliver their expert predictions regarding all things Wrestlemania 41.

Cargill's on the loose! Orton's back with a vengeance! Owens has lost the plot! The Rock wants Cody's soul! Cena offered some heel instead! Oh, and it's Tiffy time.

Finally a review shorter than a Scorsese picture! Will Charlotte return to former glory? Yes. Will Cody retain in a darstardly ladder match? Yep. Will there be a surprise winner of the 38th annual Men's Royal Rumble? Yeet.

Glenn and Casey call last drinks for 2024, as they discuss bad jokes, worse ppv's, rumble predictions and more, whist covering WWE's latest offering live on NBC. Featuring all your favorites! Hey, at least Jesse's back.    

Join Team Captains Glenn and Casey, as they calve up the 9th Annual Survivor Series. Featuring King Mabel, Rad Radford, a Bill Clinton impersonator, and many less. Follow @RoyalRamblePPV for the latest news, podcasts, and pointless banter. Special Thanks: @RiffFist for Music @Cat_Crusoe for all the Trimmings