Go Ask Alice

They always say "don't reinvent the wheel,." but we gave ourselves the chance to do it anyway. To this, Drew said, "F-- one wheel, give me two!" and read up all on the history of bicycles. Sara uncovered some marvels of the ancient world, and divulges the secrets of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon. Gene, obsessed with the ancients himself, took a left turn from Sara and explores the wet, fun, sexy history of Roman Bath Houses. 

 

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Can you shake it? can you TAKE IT?

Dive in this week for an adventure that begins on "Door to Door," but actually ends up deep in the nighttime, with Drew's "Night Owls." Then dance the night away with the Hoochie Coochie (thanks Gene), while Lindsay scratches your brain all about one of the toughest challenges on the internet: Googlewhacks. 

We SERIOUSLY WANT to hang out with you!!!! 

Or if you're shy, just toss us a few stars!

Let the feelings flow this week as we take a deep dive down the rabbit hole of mental health and non-water floods! Two topics that have *Absolutely* nothing in common accept for the Wikipedia page 'Airfoil'. As always you might cry, definitely will laugh and feel a little bit madder from your time in our wonderland. Enjoy! 

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An EXTREMELY special shoutout to our patron CakeMaster who chose this episode's starting page!!!! Thank you CakeMaster, you evil genius, for intentionally choosing a page nobody could pronounce!  The German word for Black Forest Cake is Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte. But predictive text shows that this episode is dark secrets.

Drew explains that Sir Thomas Moore was is such a loyal, thoughtful badass he deserves to be his confirmation saint. Which did actually happen.

Lindsay divulges the dark history of what can be hidden in your walls-- secret caches, a couple bibles, and maybe even a few dead bodies. 

Come one, come all, and hang out with a bunch of wiki obsessed weirdos. Answer our questions of the week, get invited to bonus content and spoilers, and maybe even make a few online friends:

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EDIT: the audio issue of the first upload has been fixed!

This year has three twos in it but was made of a bunch of firsts. First Gene. First Patreon. First Van. 

This year, we have accumulated the most interesting and hilarious moments of the last 365 days and gave it a Mystery Science Theatre twist! 

 

Get your new year new you over here!

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Monday Like This by | e s c p | https://escp-music.bandcamp.com

Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com

Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

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HO HO HO!!!! From Christmas we took 25 clicks to death, decay, and debauchery. The big man's favorite holiday drink may be Coke, but Sara dives into the dark side of Pepsi. Drew teaches us the history of a little-known man named Mozart, and Lindsay gives us a tour of a quiet American town that houses 1000x more dead than living.

 

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Have you ever asked yourself, "What would the gang do if I asked them to start on jump rope?" 

Good!!! We did!!!

Lindsay uncovers the deep, deep mystery of American patriotic ditties (not biddies); and Sara reminds us all why animals are the sweetest, cutest, caringest, babiest things on the planet and we should appreciate them as such.

Except for the parts where they eat each other. We can do without that bit. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Youve seen him on the discord.....

you've heard whispers of his name.....

here it is.... THE FIRST EPISODE WITH GENE, OUR NEWEST COHOST!!

This episode has dinosaurs so sweet they're called history's best mammas. 

Oh and it has death, by dancing.

and it has.... // devil's island //

 

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This episode is entirely Robin's fault (yes the Robin we love).

She came up with the start page (Mantis Shrimp) AND the question of the week.... which you will have to listen to discover ;)

Sara and Lindsay talk how to Noodle ((professionally)) and dispose of a body via air ((respectfully)). 

It's called a Sky Burial.

BUCKLE UP; WE LOVE ROBIN!!

YEAH OKAY ITS HALLOWEEEEN!!!! 

Spook yourselves silly with this hour of hilarious entertain-ication. Sara gets into some hilarious crimes committed by and with pitchforks, and why they're go-to for a monster mob. Drew rattles us to the core with the history and prevalence of Cooties (don't worry, listening to this episode WILL inoculate you) and Lindsay explains where "curry favor" comes from and medieval forms of anger, poorly drawn horses, and a bit of French history (again).

Did I mention we started on Halloween?

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