This week we’re asking everyone’s skin to stay on, legs to stay unspread, and butts to get off this train ’cause it’s going to the city! All aboard! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We apologize for our extended absence, and Misha has been remiss in his caretaking duties. We discuss weird bridal requests and how to handle your mother canceling Christmas. And, of course, we discuss life’s most important question: What is soup? … Continue reading →

In this episode, we talk about creepy husbands and micromanaging sex. Daft Punk is always there. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Talkin’ bout a very special listener-requested post. That’s right, it’s time to talk about what to do when you pee on your boss’s dick. Accidentally. Also a much more serious post about attempted kidnapping/probably intended sexual assault. So give the … Continue reading →

It’s a tale as old as time…but in this case, the racist and the mooch are the same person. Misha and Kaitlyn discuss their supernatural alter egos. CW for age-inappropriate attraction in the first post and racism in the second. … Continue reading →

We talk about a strange texting test and about finding out your girlfriend has been grooming you. So, content warning for that. But also we talk about garlic bread! Yum! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

We expose the conspiracy against the Michaels of the world. We talk about wedding-stealing sisters and girlfriends whose bathroom skills need some work. Friends: it’s time to try defying gravity. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

It is National Novel Writing Month, so we’re doing a post about writing erotica featuring your friend’s girlfriend. Also, stealing your sister’s wedding while she’s in hospital. What the heck. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

It turns out no one knows how to be married. One couple is too conservative! One couple is too liberal! Will the conflict never cease? Is Star Wars worth missing the birth of your child for? CW for joking sacrilege, … Continue reading →

In this episode, we discuss the scariest attic in the world and what a reverse Lysistrata looks like. Misha and Kaitlyn consume too much butter and too many eggs. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod