Kirsten gets spit on. Ian thinks he can outscam our scam and learns nothing from our podcast. A street scam from the 1950s called Razzle Dazzle takes thousands from U.S. tourists in Cuba and gets outlawed in the U.S.

Ian writes in his diary. Kirsten does her first online stand-up show. Rock-climbing high schoolers break into their school store from the ceiling with ropes to steal candy.

Kirsten fights more tip jar crime at work. Ian goes on a date. A seven year old boy gets scammed by his brother, into trading his brand new bike for a stuffed animal.

Kirsten gets lasik and magically becomes hot. Ian loses hope in comedy. An anonymous hacker infiltrates a scam operation in India and exposes them on a documentary.

Kirsten and Ian have a fight and the fate of Go Phish Podcast is uncertain. A con artist "named" Victor Lustig sells the Eiffel Tower and scams Al Capone by not scamming him.

Kirsten promises to register to vote and clean her room. Ian has a lot of dumb tattoos. Billy McFarland promotes a music festival called Fyre Festival in the Bahamas with the help of social media influencers and bands. Once ticket purchasers arrive on the island, they quickly realize there is no festival and all advertising was false.

Kirsten farts on Ian. Ian can no longer remember what day of the week it is. A girl of legal age cons creepy dudes into paying her by saying she's underage.

Ian gets an asthma attack and his dad calls him a pussy. Kirsten has to explain to the guys she's dating that she's unsuccessful. Kirsten's former co-worker shares her Robin Hood-esque scam of stealing groceries as a child.

Kirsten bets Ian can't poop on command, even with the incentive of Taco Bell. Ian's Co-Worker thinks he can make money by advertising energy drinks on his car.

Kirsten and Ian talk about the rules of feet on the table, vagrants at work, and the KPOP Fan's inflating Trump rally ticket sales.