Week 0 provided a nice appetizer, but now it is time to feast on Week 1! 

The Goal Line Guys crew is ready to spend the next 5 days watching the smorgasbord of games available live and in color!

So many match ups to to discuss, so much trash to be talked. Shout out to Lee Corso as he ends his career with a bang! 

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The 2024 Florida Gators left a lot on the table last year and Sun Belt Billy is gonna be fighting for his job again this year.

Can the 2025 Florida Gators live up to the hype? Can they overcome another brutal schedule? Can Sean finally skip one dinner engagement to make an appearance on Goal Line Guys?

Also....You've missed his dry sarcasm and endless hatred of  BAMA, LSU , GEORGIA, FSU and all things descent... That's right! JEFF IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!

What pathetic excuses can he make for the underachieving squad from Gainesville? Will he even enjoy punching down on Josh/FSU?

Tune in to find out!   

Better late than never! Joshua and TJ dust off the mic and bring you good old Goal Line Guys Madness.

The season is tantalizingly close and what could tickle your metaphorical football chode more than an LSU Tigers Season Preview?

Coach Boomer aka Brian Kelley has the Tigers poised to make a playoff run. Can he get that week 1 opening win against DABO? Can he beat a tough SEC slate? Is he capable of being a likeable person for 19 weeks in a row? 

The answers to that and more await your eardrums!

 IT'S GOAL LINE GUYS TIME! 

The moment we've all been waiting for is here. 

The College Football Playoff is officially here!

TJ and Josh are heavy on under dogs as the mayhem unfolds! 


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The College Football 12 team playoff is on it's way and the only way we get there is CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK!


Joshua cries his final tears over the dog shit showing by FSU and TJ rubs the salt in his wounds. 

Tune in now to find out what CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK holds in store! 

Part 2 of this absolute train wreck episode! (actually the 2nd half is much better)

TJ and Joshua battle Starlink and shitty Spectrum internet service to bring you the regular season finale of Goal Line Guys. 

There are so many rivalry games built on pure hatred and general dislike of your school's most disliked foe. You can throw out the records and stats for this week.  Upsets abound and you can bet it's gonna suck for a whole year if you catch an L this week! 


Enjoy the turkey and gravy and most of all enjoy the tears of your vanquished foes! 

TJ drinks from the well of infinite sadness once again as the Cringe Boomer leads LSU into a disastrously huge loss against Bayou Billy and the Gators.

There is mercy in the universe as FSU is idle and doesn't lose a game due to the bye week. 

Sean rips off his 3rd pick pool win in a row and Jeff assaults TJ with his well designed literary taunts. 

Tune in for a Week 13 as the season heats up for the College Football Playoff! 

 

TJ and Tiger nation are in shambles as Milroe and the Bama boys continue their domination over Coach Cringe Boomer. 

Georgia looks like a pile of shit and nothing makes sense anymore as Indiana is in pole position to be in the Big 10 Title game. 

This week is a bit sleepy in terms of quality match ups but don't you dare go apple picking. 

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Week 11 is primed for action as the Goal Line Guys discuss the absolute shit show that was Week 10.

TJ conjures up the darkest bayou magic and sticks several pins in the Saban and Daboer Voodoo dolls he had custom made for the Bama game. 

Joshua correctly predicts that Sun Belt Billy keeps his job and shenanigans ensue. 


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