What do you get when you have a fake 5 star QB recruit shoe horned into playing a road SEC game?

You get an ass beating, that's what you get. In an unprecedented display of obstinance, the Texas Longhorns force fed Arch Manning into a meat grinder against the sputtering Florida Gators. The product?  A tall glass of Texas tears with a disgusting after taste!

Mike Norvell and James Franklin also join the parade of bone headed coaches that failed to prepare their teams for extremely important conference games back to back.

Week 7 has some conference match ups that should be bangers and and perhaps there is room for some teams to get off the ropes and make it to the playoffs! 

Congrats to Sean of the Gulag Crew on going 9/10 in the pick pool. 

Things that are true:

1)The Earth spins in a circle

2) Every day ends in Y

3) Alabama OWNS Georgia!

4) James Franklin can't win meaningful footballs games

What another classic week of legendary match ups!

 Who throws more picks? DJ LAGALEILI or the most underwhelming Manning of them all?!?

Tune in for more trash talk and as usual, other things that aren't football related at all!  

The combination of Gator tears mixed with even saltier Dabo tears provides a beverage so amazingly refreshing, it's likely to help you forget any and all bad beats and missed parlays!

Conference play heats up this week as rivals clash. If you got invited to a Saturday wedding this weekend, your friends truly don't care about you at all. 

Honestly they can piss up a rope as far as the GLG posse is concerned! 

Tune in and enjoy! 

What planet are we even on????

 Jeff has won 2 out of the last 3 weeks and FSU has a bye week 3 games in?

TJ drinks his fill of Gator tears and UGA absolutely steals one in Knoxville. 

Week 4 is upon us and some would say the slate is a bit thin this week... to that I say well go piss up a rope because we have some unbelievable off the radar banger classic match ups. 

Does Bill BlueChewicheck show Scott Frost how to bang 24 year olds like an absolute boss down in Orlando? ME THINKS YES!

Tune in and enjoy! GOAL LINE GUYS 

Tons of upsets have already unfolded and Gator Tears truly quench the thirst this time of year. And they hydrate too!

Lots of big teams meet up in week 3 and conference races start in earnest!

Tune in this week to see how the Goal Line Guys cook up another podcast masterpiece! 

Week 0 provided a nice appetizer, but now it is time to feast on Week 1! 

The Goal Line Guys crew is ready to spend the next 5 days watching the smorgasbord of games available live and in color!

So many match ups to to discuss, so much trash to be talked. Shout out to Lee Corso as he ends his career with a bang! 

TUNE IN NOW!   

The 2024 Florida Gators left a lot on the table last year and Sun Belt Billy is gonna be fighting for his job again this year.

Can the 2025 Florida Gators live up to the hype? Can they overcome another brutal schedule? Can Sean finally skip one dinner engagement to make an appearance on Goal Line Guys?

Also....You've missed his dry sarcasm and endless hatred of  BAMA, LSU , GEORGIA, FSU and all things descent... That's right! JEFF IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!!

What pathetic excuses can he make for the underachieving squad from Gainesville? Will he even enjoy punching down on Josh/FSU?

Tune in to find out!   

Better late than never! Joshua and TJ dust off the mic and bring you good old Goal Line Guys Madness.

The season is tantalizingly close and what could tickle your metaphorical football chode more than an LSU Tigers Season Preview?

Coach Boomer aka Brian Kelley has the Tigers poised to make a playoff run. Can he get that week 1 opening win against DABO? Can he beat a tough SEC slate? Is he capable of being a likeable person for 19 weeks in a row? 

The answers to that and more await your eardrums!

 IT'S GOAL LINE GUYS TIME! 

The moment we've all been waiting for is here. 

The College Football Playoff is officially here!

TJ and Josh are heavy on under dogs as the mayhem unfolds! 


TUNE IN AND SHARE 

The College Football 12 team playoff is on it's way and the only way we get there is CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK!


Joshua cries his final tears over the dog shit showing by FSU and TJ rubs the salt in his wounds. 

Tune in now to find out what CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK holds in store!