Ho Ho Ho !

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

The regular crew is out of town so Josh had to call in the Big Guns!

Join us for a late night edition of Goal Line Guys, recorded from the plush Pezz Studios in luxurious Clearwater Florida. 

The NFL playoff  picture gets a little bit clearer after a messy week of upsets and photo finishes. 

Warm up some egg nogg and ignore your family for 45 minutes.   

Merry Christmas from the Goal Line Guys!

Your life wouldn't be worth living if GOAL LINE GUYS didn't continue... we'd also have to figure out what else to do with our Tuesday and/or Wednesday nights. 

Pay no attention to our episode numbering system because it makes absolutely no sense. 

Sean and Joshua return with NFL coverage as Jeff and John prep up for their vaunted NHL podcast. This episode was recorded in Josh's hatchback as the music was too loud at our favorite wing establishment. Worry not though, we had GOAT'ed fruit snacks and other refreshments on hand to deliver our hard hitting brand of non sense and somewhat informed football coverage. 

Uncle Phil is lurking in the background as always, churning out more handicapping magic and he has lured Joshua into a duel on Thursday night as the 49ers and Seahawks do battle in the Pacific Northwest. 


The NFL Playoff races heat up and the pressure is on for teams like the Bucs, Jets, Chargers, Pats and more! 


Crack open a frosty boy and enjoy that which you love the most, GOAL LINE GUYS! 

HO HO HOLY SHIT! 

The Goal Line Guys College Football Pick Pool has crowned it's first Champion!

Uncle Phil outlasts all the lads in a wild Championship Weekend and collects the sweet, sweet tears of his vanquished foes. 

The Bowl season looks tasty as there are some awesome as well as forgettable and unwatchable match ups. The best thing is you can always throw a little scratch on the games to make them more interesting. 

Are you short on cash for Christmas gifts? Well don't feel too bad about being a scumbag and let Sean guide you with some tasty handicapping tid bits.

(GOAL LINE GUYS is not liable for your making financial decisions that lead you to getting your knee caps blown out with a lead pipe in a warehouse or shipyard)

The crew discusses the "what if" scenarios of a wider playoff field and give their 2 cents on who will wear the CFB crown at the end of the season (hint, it's the Georgia Bulldogs). 


Thanks for tuning in this season. We look forward to next year's season and we might even do a late season NFL special  podcast to keep the mojo going! 

Stay tuned and spread the word!  

It all comes down to this!!!

After a week of absolute rivalry battles and upsets, the Goal Line Guys can almost taste the sweet marmalade of victory. 

Sean and Joshua Brought the noise last week and are tied for 2nd. Uncle Phil is still holding the lead but he's gonna have to play extremely close to the vest to seal the deal. 

Jeff and Jakob have outside shots to shock the world and John Dough is just out fishing on his boat at this point. 

Tune in this week to get your weekly dose of madness (as well as Sean's extremely sexual new mustache). 

The end of the Goal Line Guys season is in sight, but fear not we still have a few more rounds in us!

Jakob made a surprise appearance at the top of the leaderboard as he, Sean and Jeff inch ever closer to Uncle Phil and his reign of dominance. 

Week 12 is chock full of close games and off the radar match ups to add another twist to the challenge that is picking college football games. 

John O makes a visit via the online conference call to admit that he has absolutely no locks for the rest of the season, even with is extensive Big 10 insights. 

The top four Pac-12 teams square off in nasty rivalries that are de-facto play in games for the Pac-12 title game and potentially a CFP spot!

Iowa travels to Minnesota to decide the Big 10 west and several Big 12 teams clash to determine who can take a seat at the  conference championship game. 

Does the mullet of Oklahoma State , Mike Gundy, have an upset brewing for the struggling Sooners in Norman? 

LSU fended off Arkansas last week, but can Ole Miss keep the Lane Train on track for a reasonably good bowl appearance? 

As always the GLG crew gets off topic, digs deep for some parlay values and delivers odd metaphors as well as off the wall commentary. 

Tune in with your favorite college football podcast crew and enjoy the nuggets of wisdom and jewels of humor. 

How on Earth do you top Jeff's run of excellence and perfection in picking College Football Games?

Well, you watch Joshua turn into a rolling dumpster fire of ineptitude, that's how! (Joshua got 5 out of 55 points, and yes that is without missing any submissions.  OUCH!)

What a week of absolute upsets and a laundry list of bad picks. Uncle Phil remains on top of the heap, even with Kyle coming off the top rope with an unforeseen Liberty over Arkansas pick.

Jeff, Sean and Jakob make up some ground but everyone is going to need some luck to catch the lead dog for the championship!  

Alabama fans are still reeling from their all time classic loss to LSU.
But hope remains for 4 or more Big XII teams to still have a chance to take down TCU for the Big 12 crown.

 Also, Sean uses his photographic memory to decipher and analyze the College Football Playoff picture Live on air! 

Hold on tight as the Goal Line Guys return to exotic Tyrone Florida to fend off drunk, chain smoking weirdos from Ohio while recording on the luxurious patio of your local sports bar. 

Jeff went absolutely gang busters for the 3rd week in a row and topped his recent performances off with a perfect week of selections.

Cmon...where else can you get perfect analysis by Jeff, even amongst the jealous grumblings of Sean and Josh?

Nowhere but Goal Line Guys, that's where!

For whatever reason, this week's selections are less than premium (again) but the Goal Line Guys really turned up the analysis and humor. 

Is Uncle Phil feeling the walls close in on him? 

Will John D. ever get his shit together and get his picks in? 

Get your chores done early Saturday and lock in for perhaps the best late night game slate in GLG history! 

** ADVISORY FOR THE GLG FAITHFUL**

This episode is best enjoyed with headphones as we were experimenting with our recording equipment. Apparently the dual microphone function on my bad ass phone records mono.... 

This is a small sacrifice to bring you the best football analysis available on God's green Earth. 


Back to your regularly scheduled programming.... 


Well what do you know, Jeff has won another week and is collecting his earnings in cold hard cash this week. Uncle Phil remains in the lead with a significant margin, but word on the street is he is a little shaky after two weeks of being out performed. 

This week's games provide some clarity, as the wheat begins to separate from the chaff in several conference races.  Can teams patch up injuries an adjust accordingly after some tough match ups and unforeseen losses? 

There is a lot to lose for big teams this weekend, will chaos ensue? 

Will someone in the pick pool shoot for a major upset pick?

Tune in for this week's shenanigans and prognostications. 

As always, have a bad ass Saturday! 

Well shit on my balls and call me Steven, it looks like Jeff won week 7 outright!

Hats off to our favorite SUV crossover driving, sparkling water drinking madman. 

Alas, like that booger you can't get out of your nose despite all your gold digging, that scoundrel Uncle Phil is lurking right behind Jeff by one point but still dominating in the overall lead by 21 points. 

Kyle shot both of his feet off by getting only 11 points and everyone else tightened up the pack slightly and are still looking to ascend to greatness.  Josh also has written his 3rd formal letter of written apology due to the Oklahoma game (again), as the chaos in the Big 12 continues

What a week of great games as Tennessee did some remodeling with their stadium by putting their goal posts in the river (WTF?). 

Week 8 lines up for some off beat adventures picks wise as the slate is a little thin on conference action. None the less our intrepid gamblers will continue to amaze you with their horrible rationalizations and picks as well as parlays,  money lines and O/U bets. 

Strap in for another legendary episode of Goal Line Guys.  (drugs and alcohol are highly recommended)