TJ pours himself a glass of Mountain Dew Baja Blast limited edition and stares off into the distance contemplating the meaning of reality after the unbelieveable conclusion of the LSU and Ole Miss game. He sees Joshua doing much the same as Jeff is spotted streaking nude with a Kentucky Wildcats logo painted on his nether regions  in a not so conspicious celebration of his week 5 victory fueld by his 10 point bet against his own team. 

The madness continues as Week 6 kicks off with yet another mixed bag of noon banger games, some oddly selected mid tier clashes and some giantic classes in the SEC EAST AND WEST.

Listeners beware as the Goal Line Guys unleash the most graphic and unsettlling football metaphors even uttered in human history. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy GOAL LIN GUYS!

Week 4 is in the books as the College Football season flies by with the speed of a  Hellcat Dodge Charger evading the repossession tow truck with a 450 credit score. 

FSU absolutely comes up with the luck of seven 4 leaf clovers, while Irish eyes are cryin' in South Bend. The race for the Pac 12 is so close you can barely fit an index card in between the top contenders as UTAH and WAZZU both have close shaves. 

The Oregon Ducks turned the Buffs and Coach Dion into PRIME RIB with pre, post and in game roasting. 

It doesn't get any better, bigger or more unhealthy than the levels of stress induced by so many absolute banger games this past week. 

Have your health insurance provider on speed dial as the pressure gauge reaches maximum PSI in Week 5. 

The race for Goal Line Guys Pick Pool supremacy also tightens up with TJ fending off upstarts Phil, Kyle and Sean. Joshua gets out of the basement with a near perfect week and joins the middle of the pack! 

Another Noon slate of absolute fist fights abound with some smaller FBS matchups shoring up the lineup. 

Tune in for a newly formatted Goal Line Guys episode with the usual mix of abrasive, hilarious and off beat analysis. 

Week 3 is in the books and some of the pick pool went 9 out if 10 picks while others ate a shit sandwich (mostly Jeff and Josh).

The best thing about college football is you start over every week with a chance at revenge and the possibility of drinking the tears of your bitter rivals.

This week's slate of games is fully loaded as we enter conference play across the nation. Sharpen up your utensils as we dive into the metaphorically glorious roast that is Week 4 and savor the flavor. 

Will TJ continue to display his uncanny ability to black out and rearrange his picks and point values to near perfection? 

Will Sean, Kyle or Sneaky Uncle Phil secure their first out right week of victory?

Can Josh or Jeff do anything except donate their money?

Tune in to find out and enjoy the usual off beat predictions and slanderous commentary.

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Another great week of football is in the books!

Tune in this week to get some SEC inside information as TJ and Josh chop it up!

Week 1 was another instant classic! 

We saw huge plot twists, expectations destroyed, underdogs taking a bite out of that proverbial ass and nonstop action from noon til 2:30 AM.

In case you missed it, the GLG crew will highlight the best and worst moments of Week 1 for you in the most hilarious and abrasive manner possible.

The newest GoalLineGuy TJ sits atop the majestic mountain that is the #1 spot on the leaderboard. Josh and Kyle sucked and everyone else was mid AF.

As you know, nothing stays same for long in the world of College Football so the WEEK 2 preview episode dives deep into the upcoming action!

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What more needs to be said!?

It's FUCKING GO TIME BABY!

Week 1 is here and the GoalLineGuys were a bit short handed due to hurricane conditions in Florida but Joshua and TJ deliver the goods per usual.

Enjoy the kick off weekend!

The Goal Line Guys have expanded the roster and once again you're in for some instant classic analysis.  

Joshua meets with Miami Hurricanes legend Chris Barnard to discuss all things Orange, Green and Ibis bird related.

This special episode was recorded in the GMC Sierra  monster truck jacked up on mud tires and boy did we deliver 4x4 quality information and entertainment!

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The season is within a few days away and the Goal Line Guys rolled off the couch with no time to spare to bring you this absolute classic.  

We dive deep into Bama ball, talk about the other potential challengers to the throne outside of those dirty Dawgs from Athens and we discuss wider musings from the world of college football.

Our newcomer TJ joins the broadcast to bring his LSU expertise as well as plenty of money for the swear jar. John O and Jeff are in mid season form while Joshua tries to figure out how to use an online conference call link.

Sean is noticeably missing and we take every possible chance to throw dirt on his already sullied name.

Tune In for this absolute banger! Don't forget to share this absolute ear gold with friends and family!

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Well well well....looks like the Gator boys had to eat some crow on the last episode but revenge is a dish best served with vodka, pancakes and breakfast meats that are similar to, but legally distinct from Jimmy Dean sausage.

FSU has its sights on the mighty LSU and Clemson Tigers to kick off a potential run at the National Championship. Tune into to get the juiciest giblets of info on what promises to be a helluva season.

The first ever brunch broadcast from Riveria Bay in sunny St. Petersburg Florida is an absolute banger. FSU is riding high off of it's breakthrough 2022 season and your host Joshua is getting high on the Tallahassee supply.

The Goal Line Guys welcome Big Dough (John Dough) on as he makes his first podcast appearance. He proves his worth by making absurd and perverse references while adding the razor sharp analysis you've come to expect from the GLG crew.

On a somber note, the legendary handicap and sports book demi god Sean bids us a mini farewell as he prepares to move to Penscola. Albeit a small logistical impediment for future podcasts, Sean will remain an integral part of the broadcast!

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45 days until College football kicks off and Josh, Jeff and Sean have rolled off the couch to grace you with a Florida Gators 2023 preview episode!  Your appreciation is accepted in advance.

Live from the Skyway Bridge in  illustrious Saint Petersburg Florida,  we bring you the most hilarious antics and powerful CFB insight 4 beers and a pile of hot wings could possibly bring you. 

It could be a historically rough season and the  Gator Nation could end up looking like a 3rd world country. 

Sean and Jeff remain hopeful and present their cases for a resurgent Gator program, while Josh trolls with delight. 

Tune in for the podcast you know and love!

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