Week 7 is here and hot diggity damn do we have another amazing slate of games for you. 

The noon , mid-day and night time games are absolutely chock full of crunchy, satisfying goodness. 

Sean and Joshua had to improvise by recording this episode in a (similar but legally distinct from) owl themed sports bar. This episode was recorded in an alley no less but what would you expect from such degenerates?

Also we left in the interaction we had with our lovely angel of a waitress. Why? Because it was funny and I'm too lazy and talentless to edit it out of the episode. 

Dig in for another hour of amazing sports analysis and generally hilarious philosophical musings. 

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That's right, we are back. We missed Week 5, so what? We had a perfectly good excuse. 

Hurricane Ian was slated to destroy us, but took a turn south and destroyed Fort Myers instead. (shout out to Fort Myers, we will be sending donations!)

If you thought things have been close thus far, it gets even tighter this week. Uncle Phil maintains his death grip on the leader board but John O made some moves. 

There are tons of tight games and close spreads this week so buckle up! 

Welcome back Goal Line Goons (yes that is now what you're unofficially known as). Don't worry we have sexy merchandise in the works so you can show your allegiance to our super underground podcast. 

Week 4 is here and last week's results were  tear inducing for some and boner causing for others.  Hats off to John O for a near perfect week and congrats to Uncle Phil for taking the lead in the pool. 

The games look thin in terms of sex appeal again this week but if you aren't excited go ahead and slam your dick in sliding van door because you're fucking wrong again.  This podcast is best enjoyed with a beer, a coffee or any other sort of mind altering drugs... just depending on what your employer is willing to put up with or can't catch you doing. 

Unfortunately, Sean is out of town kicking ass at his job and was unavailable to record live. Good thing for you we know him and we write down notes to read during the podcast so you can get a taste of his awesome handicapping skills. 

Get your couch warmed up for Saturday and enjoy the podcast. 

Don't forget to share the podcast with friends, foes and basically anyone you meet. We can't understate how much we want this to become our full time paying job. 

Thanks for tuning in. 

Well watta ya know!? 

Week 2 is gone and all we got left is the crying!  What an absolute banger of a week  as higher ranked teams ate dog shit sandwiches and under dogs shocked the world. 

In this Episode, Sean and Joshua do what they normally do.... drink cheap draft beer, eat chicken wings and talk mad shit about football. 

Week 3 in the pick em pool is sneaky good with some under the radar match ups and cross conference clashes.

Tune in as the Goal Line Guys weave epic tales of victory, despair, triumph and folly as you stare blankly at the road on your way to your soul crushing job.  We strive to provide a mental oasis of humor, analytics and good old locker room talk in preparation for your anything but sober weekend. 

Thanks for joining us again and be sure to share the website and grow the STREAM! 


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In an unconventional format...JT and Josh each break down some of the better performances from week 1. And as always, getting you prepped for some CFB excitement this Saturday!

Hold on to your butts! 

WEEK one is in the MF'in house and we've got some amazing picks, predictions and typical shenanigans loaded up for the Goal Line Faithful! 

Crack a cold one and get ready for some FOOTBALL!  

The guys discuss Miami football, new HC Mario Cristobal, promising QB Tyler Van Dyke, as well as their season predictions in this episode.

Josh & JT introduce Sean as we discuss UF's upcoming season and expectations for first year coach Billy Napier

Intro to GLG podcast and a look into Week 0 matchups on 8/27