This week we are exploring deep into the world of art, painting, sculptures... the classic stuff.

But what is Art? 

Art means different things to different people. For some true art refers to the classics, Van Gogh, Da Vinci and Michelangelo. For others, it might be splatter art, messy beds and cans of soup.

For Michael, he would prefer to just c*ck slap a canvas. 

So join us as we crown the GOAT Artist on the greatest podcast of all time.

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This week we are going to be showing some appreciation to all the women out there, that’s right it’s ladies' night… or rather ladies' week! We are going to be crowning the goat female footballer. 

After the horrors of the football team episode… we were surprised Seb agreed to this but due to his vast wealth of knowledge about the ladies' game, he agreed.  

So join us as we dive into the stats, look at how women have been underrepresented in the world of Football and put Seb's knowledge to the test… on the greatest podcast of all time.

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'Wax on, wax off' 'Feel the force, but don't force it'...Fictional Mentors always have something to say.

From Gandalf, to Yoda, to Albert Einstein, imaginary figures have often given us more helpful advice than the real people who raised us.

Just like parents eventually you have to pick a favourite and that's our task this week, to pick The Greatest Fictional Mentor, on this The Greatest Podcast on Earth.

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A great man once said 'the king who kills the jester is not a king but a tyrant'. Although on second thoughts that man might have been Jordan Peterson so we should probably cut that.

Since the first caveman told a story of his 'glorious hunt', there was another caveman doing an impression, and making the first guy look like an enormous...

From that day on songwriters, filmmakers, and playwrights have all pushed the boundaries of the phrase 'imitation is the greatest form of flattery'. From films like 'The Great Dictator' which held the world's most evil man to account, to a bloke with curly hair jumping around in a fat suit, parodies have changed the world.

But which is best?

wE sHoULd WrItE A pOdCAsT aNd FiNd OuT!

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Are you ready? That’s right... It’s time to bring sexy back!

This week on GOATs we are joined once again by Ami Maya for some more naughty conversation!

This time around, we’ve got not one topic to discuss but three for our first-ever 'Sexy Grab Bag'. We’re going to be discussing the GOAT Sexual Fetish, Sex Toy and Sex Scene. 

So if you want to know more about our thoughts on rubber fists, which rock is the most sexually attractive, and why we all hope Arsenal get the three points, then you don't want to miss this.

But be warned… it might get juicy!

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Nothing keeps people up at night like trying to solve the unsolvable. Whether it's a murder with no murderer or a missing person who left without a trace, people are obsessed with cold cases. This week we take two of the biggest unsolved cases of all time to try and find the GOAT. But which will win? And more importantly who stole Michael's missing Nintendo cartridge? You'll have to listen to find out...

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Why do we like to be frightened? Why do we like to be scared? Why do we like to feel uncomfortable?.... Fuck knows, but let's chat Horror Movies anyway!

This week on GOATS we're discussing 'The Greatest Horror Movie of All Time', with a very special guest - Suruthi Bala (from the hit true-crime podcast RedHanded).

We aim to find out which, of the thousands of horror flicks in existence, is the best. We'll chat cultural impact, discuss the art of disgust, and most importantly berate Seb for not having watched any of them.

So join us, on another eXtRa SpOoKy episode of The Greatest Podcast of All Time... GOATS!!!!

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What is love? Is there a God? Is Gandalf a magician? These Big Questions have haunted us since the dawn of time.

In truth, we can't hope to answer them, at least not truly. However, we can crown a GOAT.

Join us this week, on a surprisingly sobering episode of The Greatest Podcast of All Time, to discuss the Greatest Big Question...

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Animation has been around for centuries, and let's be honest we’ve all tried it. Drawing stupid pictures moving through your school books is how all teenagers spend their school years… right?

Well regardless animation has provided entertainment for all types of people, whether you're into anime or Disney, chances are there’s an animated show for you.  But which is the best? Which show has the best animation, characters and story? Which show's visuals blow your mind away with how painstaking it must have been to make, or makes you laugh historically at the crazy characters?

Well, this week you can find out by joining us on GOATS, the greatest podcast of all time.

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It turns out there are few things more British than risking life and limb for the sake of a poorly planned spectator sport.

Whether it's a chasing a giant wheel of cheese, ironing atop a mountain, or clambering through a stagnant lake, it's just a jolly good time!

But which sport it is the most ridiculous? Well you know the drill by now.. you'll have to listen to find out!

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