Just in case you were considering joining the lovely warm soft God Chat Patreon family to get extra episodes, I thought I would upload a teaser of part of God's Fifth Miracle, these extra episodes contain 46% more swearing than standard episodes, hopefully this excerpt will deter you from wasting your lovely money by becoming a Patron.

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However if you do wish to waste your cash and find out if God did flush the toilet twice, then sign up.

Regards

Tony

Lets face it, episode # 9 was way too long, and a bit rubbish, as it passed the 30 minute mark I couldn't face adding any more to it, its just not fair on you, or anyone, so I decided to put out episode # 9.5 to answer Audrey's very important question that wouldn't fit into episode # 9,

 

I hope you find something in here of some use, although I do lack optimism.

 

Regards

 

Tony & spit face

This is a real milestone for the podcast, episode # 9 is finally here, and its pretty bloody awful by all accounts, 

 

In a recent review Podcast weekly called "God Chat" a tired rotten dry disaster of an audio production!

 

Another great review thanks Podcast weekly

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Regards Tony and god

Well here we go again you lot! another shambolic attempt at humosophy.

In the episode we explore another nasal cavity

And discover how many balls god has.

We have merch, but please don't waste your cash, it second rate cheap crap that will end up in landfill, probably. 

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Essentially its the same drivel we do each time, pointless shit mess.

 

Thanks

Bye

# 6 Peeping, God peeps, he is a pervert! 

 

Thanks to Liam Cairns for content ideas.

 

We have Merch!! 

 

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God Broth Tee Shirt

Does that make sense? Tee Shirt

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Format for # 5

God Broth

God Botherers

Biscuit Bishop

Gods Pocket

Ask God Anything

Song for Joseph Stafford Tier 3 Patron! 

Thanks to Liam Cairns & Nico Gonzalez content contributions (God Botherers & Biscuit Bishop)

28 minutes of pointless drivel! you bet.

Its a mess to be fair, Hoff Broth, Barbra Streisand's nose, God in an F1 car, and Heaven gets betrothed to Joel Osteen in God's Will, the official sponsor is Spooons, don't bother!

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God doesn't show up, then shows up, we explore Bruce Springsteen's conk, finding Judge Judy at the bottom of a wishing well surrounded by Chickens! we open up the floor to Bamboo Minister, he's made of Bambooooo! 

And probably the most important development is the return of the delightful Anne Angel who sings us into Ask God Anything, thank you Anne.

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We made it to episode # 2, 

 

God & I visit Barry Gibbs nose, we also tip all of the residents of Tasmania & New Zealand into the sea to make room for the two arguing royal siblings & we showcase Owen Wilsons super calculator, also AGA ask god anything , essentially another 20 minutes of drivel, go out for a run instead or a nice gentle walk.

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Thanks then