God Damned Devotionals

God Damned Devotionals

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God Damned Devotionals episodes

  • Waking the Dead Chapter 11

    In this episode, we learn the importance of acquiring a full trading card set of real life LOTR characters. John teaches the basics of how to base reality on fictional movie plots, how to take credit for your friend’s decisions, and how to start your very own mini cult off on the right foot.

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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    16 min
  • Jabez Chapter 3

    God is my secretary now. This episode, we learn how to give unwanted advice and choose which islands to invade for god.  Bruce also understands the gender binary nuances of god's blessings.    


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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    15 min
  • Waking the Dead Chapter 10

    In this episode, we learn the necessity of being fierce masters. John also suggests 8 steps to follow that aren't a program, explains his views on demons, and sprinkles everything with a mystic flavor.   


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    26 min
  • Pride Chapter 8

    After a break for a while from Mary, we're back at it this week with a treatise on who to blame for the past 100+ years of problems. Naturally, this book holds the answers. Especially if you're into revisionist history.   
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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    25 min
  • Waking the Dead Chapter 8

    We pollute a new stream in this episode, discover that everyone has wounds to exploit, and learn that mental and behavioral health issues are the result of a broken heart. John also attempts to market some basic therapizing techniques and promises us we can punch an Enemy in the nose after we follow his "recommendations."   
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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    20 min
  • Waking the Dead Chapter 7

    In this chapter we dip our toes in another stream and learn that you don't have to pay for all that expensive therapy when god will do it for free.  John also tells an ever-so-embarassing story about that one time when his leadership skills were recognized and the whole class got to see his innate glory.    

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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    18 min
  • Waking the Dead Chapter 6

    In this chapter, we learn there are four streams and we have to merge them so we can get . . . something. John also makes sure to remind us that he's not trying to sell us a program, he's just offering some suggestions. He even has letters from people thanking him for his insightful program. I mean: suggestions.    

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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    12 min
  • Waking the Dead Chapter 5

    In this chapter, we learn that we are, of course, sinners saved by grace, but also that our true selves are glorious heroes of yore. John also inserts a subtle plug for his men's wilderness retreat experience and keeps to the tried and true movie reference pattern for all those hard to understand concepts.   

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    Published by: BlackSheepSyndicateMeccaLLC

    15 min

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Do you ever wonder which echo chambers religious literature likes to hang out in?
Do you ever wish your religious literature came with a healthy side of sarcasm?
That's where we come…