God Damned Devotionals

More magic formulas! This episode, we learn that heaven has a delivery system and that we can play goalie against god (and WIN). Bruce also defines blessings for us.   
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We start a new book review! In this episode, we are introduced to the idea of god as a gumball machine, we learn the backstory of this book, and we discover Bruce is good at finding patterns.  
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In this chapter, we get synopses of transformation stories and John tries to convey just how important transformation is. Circumcision also rears its head to drive home an important point.   
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In the chapter we try to figure out what, exactly, is central to life: it could be the heart, the story, or the self, and get confused. John also tries his hand at creating simplistic dichotomies and explaining why some words get paired together.   
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What do we want? Control! How do we get it? Homeschool! Fighting the feminists moves to education this episode.  
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In this chapter we discover that if you can't see, it's because you're using the wrong organ. John also informs us which unique fairy tale we're living in. (Hint: it's actually the same as everyone else's).  
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Start of a new book review!! In this introductory chapter, we start to discover that we humans do, in fact, live in a fairy tale. Proof? MOVIES. Duh.  
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In this episode we examine abortion horror story sources, find out just how selfish women are, and discover the secret to Mary's pregnancies. 
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Oh my god, we're finally done with this book. Lisa saved damage control till the very extreme last chapter of her book. 
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What is Holiness? Why can't I ever seem to be Holy? Lisa's Holy position might just be the key to unlocking your bonus gift for becoming a christian. 
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