God's Answering Machine

God's Answering Machine

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God's Answering Machine episodes

  • From Thailand with Love

    SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!
    Who dunnit... is it the Russian Spy, with the pigeon in in the townhall...?

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    Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

    49 min
  • Clone Wars

    'I AM THE ORIGINAL, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!'

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    44 min
  • The Fight

    What do turtles and vegetables have in common? What can be used to cut things, is round and dulls over time? End up in fight, this is what NOT to do!

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    40 min
  • India

    Should you trust a good samaritan with a screwdriver? Ever fancied working in a circus? How do you pick up girls in Bhutan (the country, not the gas)

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    46 min
  • Potato

    PO-TA-TO! What would you rather do besides sex?

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    38 min
  • Dates & Kopkaas

    How do you get out of an underage date? How do you use ‘kopkaas’ for your own good? Hear all about it in this episode!

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    39 min
  • Time Travel & Acid

    Where would you go if you could time travel? How do you poo in the dark? What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean? Find out in the this episode.

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    36 min
  • The Poop Knife

    Is there such a thing as free chicken? Are superpowers overrated? Ever taken a dump so big it needs to be sliced? God’s Answering Machine has all the answers.

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    38 min
  • God's Answering Machine Teaser

    Dive into the depths of absurdity as three self-proclaimed interns take on the divine duty of answering God's voicemail messages – because why not, right? Our teaser offers a taste of the upcoming podcast that promises to waste your time in the most spectacular fashion. Sit tight, chuckle, and prepare for a rollercoaster of ludicrous conversations!

    1 min

About God's Answering Machine

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What happens when three delusional idiots decide to take up a free internship and listen to all your voice messages in the name of God? You get this podcast – a complete waste of your time. Well,…