Eyyyyy-oooooo. This episode is intoxicated. Ethan Pedersen joins the show! Josh tries to find a lighter, Alan kills a rabbit with a rock, Ethan doesn't want to see a big penis, Producer Pete goes up and down the stairs, and the podcast closes with a Peter Dickitt hit. Please enjoy. You must enjoy.

Good morn', ladies and 'gents. This episode is historical. Josh is dabbling with sobriety, Alan leaves several times to care for his infant, Producer Pete discovers the secret of William Shakespeare's origin, and the podcast closes with a Shakespeare-themed song. Enjoy. Or whatever. Who cares?

Hello, all. This episode is chaotic. Josh tries to classify COVID truthers, Producer Pete grabs second mic, Alan meets the pizza guy, and the podcast closes with a song about an indecisive man. Do enjoy.

Sup, yall? This episode is high voltage. Josh gets locked out of his apartment, Alan captures a Subway employee, Producer Pete skips work, and the podcast closes with a song about booze. Please enjoy. Please tell your friends and family. Please. For God's sake, please.

Teehee. This episode is topical. Josh recalls a trip to the Pride parade, Alan has a gravy problem, Producer Pete is attracted to fat people, and the podcast closes with a song about growing marijuana. I hope you like what you hear. I hope you like it a lot.

Hey. This episode is just a whole lot of fun. Josh feels like he doesn't get any sleep anymore, Alan is reluctant to customize his vehicle, Producer Pete is in the zone, and the podcast closes with a song by Big Bow Wow. I hope you guys like this one. Really, I do.

What's going on, man? This episode is special. Chase Raeder joins the boys once again, Josh gets visited by a male succubus, Alan experiences sleep paralysis, Producer Pete gives up the shirt off his back, and the podcast closes with a song about the importance of the podcast. This is a good one, guys. Enjoy it.

Teehee. This episode is far out, man. Josh does a heroic dose of DMT, Alan knows the ratio of every male genitalia, Producer Pete gives Josh greens, and the episode closes with a Bad Bunny-inspired beat/song. Thanks for listening everyone. You're good people. We're not, but you are. I like that.

Hello all. This podcast is really good! (that's a lie) Josh tells the truth when he lies, Alan talks about the coolest community service gig of all time, Producer Pete is the voice of reason, and the podcast closes with a homemade tune. Enjoy this. It might be the last one ever.

Yo. This episode is racy. Josh tells the story of getting scammed in Vegas, Alan tells the story of his wife getting scammed at kickboxing class, Petey is a lifelong scammer, and the episode concludes with a song about Las Vegas. Do enjoy now!