God bless America! This episode is patriotic. The boys discuss the current state of America, recall the freest they have ever felt on Independence Day, Alan pays the boys for eating a sandwich, and the podcast closes with a 4th of July anthem. Stay safe. We love you. 

Yep, mmmhmm. This episode is dangerous. The boys attempt to pitch the podcast to Barstool Sports, Alan worries that the podcast will be a shameful thing to show his child, Producer Pete receives $100 from Alan, and the show closes with a song about the freedom of Summer. Enjoy, boys and grills!

Chyeah! This episode is cosmic, bro. The boys discuss what they would like to name a child, Producer Pete gets a face tattoo, Alan shares some big ass news, Josh speaks things into existence, and podcast closes with a song about a baby. Thank you for listening. You're good. 

Hiiiiiiiii! This episode is loud and proud. The boys discuss the value of their genitals, Alan wants to be asexual, Josh ponders a topical 22 Jump Street parody, Producer Pete cracks a beer, and the podcast closes with song celebrating this year's Pride Month. You like?

Hi, y'all! It's time for another installment of the smoothest podcast around. This week, the boys discuss the efficacy of medieval body armor, Alan refuses to get stoned, Josh tells a couple of jokes, and the podcast closes with a Producer Pete-inspired acoustic song. Like and subscribe, you ninnies.

Bahahaha. This one is celebratory. It is Alan's 31st birthday! The boys call Alan out for watching racist YouTube videos, Producer Pete plays Drew Carey, Josh creates a game show that Wayne Brady should host, and the podcast closes with a birthday song dedicated to Big Alan.

Hi. This episode is very focused. Where my weed junkies at? The boys take you through a Mike Huckabee-produced pamphlet for kids, introduce alcoholic Mountain Dew, and close out the podcast with a metal song. Enjoy it. Enjoy the show.

Good morning! This podcast is short staffed, but worth a listen anyway. Alan theorizes about men in cowboy hats and wipes his ass with cocktail napkins, Josh hates young Indiana Jones, Producer Pete is in Salt Lake City, and the podcast closes with a song about inconsiderate cowboys. Thank you for your patronage. We love you. XOXO. Bye.

Sup, bitches? Strap in, because this one is a rocky ride. Alan dives deep into the culture of the Innuit people, Josh provides a cure for social anxiety, and Producer Pete keeps it on the level, and the episode closes with a song about a fat cat. Enjoy this one. You have our permission.