Gold Bones

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff take a deep dive into The Sixth Grade.

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff find themselves on the bleeding edge of nutritional "science"

Andrew and Jeff talk about justice.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat dealing with class warfare.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat for you. This week they start off with a warmup extrapolation leading to roly polies. The Bat touches on themes important to us all; themes like: memory crystals, bizarrely misogynistic reinterpretations of the fall of Adam and Eve, skiing.

Sam, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat that deals with pigs and the value of knowledge.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff describe a high school badass. Mallory paints a lewd painting. Canada Kid is sensitive about his origins.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about a sweet rock'n'roll band! Tune in this week to hear how some misfit teens overcome their differences and learn a few lessons along the way.

Mallory lies about beans.

Jeff and Andrew perform two Bats. First a trip to jail. Next, those pearly whites, AKA Heaven and the metro-Heaven area.