The ladies get stuck in jail, and we joke at their expense.  This is a good episode to listen to.

We finally return from a little hiatus to explore the evil eye!

Someday (when Emma has a salaried job), we will both have microphones and we'll use headphones and everything will be beautiful instead of sounding like we recorded by screaming into tin cans on a string. But really, would you love us if we WEREN'T a dumpster fire of a podcast?Yes. Yes, you probably would. Anyway, enjoy this episode in which we spend some time discussing the final episode of season 1 of Golden Girls, and some time (a lot) discussing alien movies and our teaching misadventures. As per usual.

In which we discuss uncomfortable pet names, America's self image, and the effects of operant conditioning on your bodily organs.  And we finally get our s*** together and make cheesecake.

In which Emma sits too far away from her laptop after the dessert segment and consequently has to cut out a really excellent rant about the education system. Don't drink and podcast, kids.

In which we explain why Jelly Bellies need to replace horoscopes, sing priase for Creepy Sophia, and discuss our first cheesecake encounter.

Fun fact: Skype delays make us talk over each other a lot! Ah, the trials of long-ish distance friendship. Perks of this episode: cinnamon floss, singing the praises of Girl Scouts, and we deliver in 40 minutes or less! We're basically the Jimmy John's of podcasts.

In this aggressively belated episode, discover how our hosts find themselves in a hypothetical bar wearing full scuba gear.

Due to technical difficulties, we're out of order again.  You get to hear all about jello, though, as well as lots of education-related tangents.

We cover what happens when you use Hawaiian punch as a mixer for gin, explore hospital questions, and recover smoothly and gracefully from technical difficulties.