In which we discuss our failure to understand bowling and raisins' failure to be delicious. Also, we now have an email address! Email us answers to our questions into the void, or ask us your own questions, at [email protected]

In which our darling hostesses talk at length about how to raise children, something neither of them have ever done.

In which we discuss infant mortality, sad pizza, and the implications of putting your kidney in a Dachshund.

Today on Golden Gabs: the slow march of death and the inevitable void that is coming for us all!

In which we freely abandon our PG rating for some definite sailor language and talk about sex. There's also some impressive dessert competence and more than you need to know about brooches.

In this episode, Emma sits too far away from the microphone and both of our hosts neglect to have an in-depth discussion of the most powerful and important scene. Enjoy!

Featuring the Golden Girls' past lives, pee clocks, skunk pods, and dessert columns. PG-13 for some sailor talk.