Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast

You can't neglect the heart.

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Genius Brain Kyrie

That Liveblog Caelum Mentioned (Beware of Paywall!)

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

There is...a bit of difficulty to this one.

After a not un-unlengthier... okay, look this is Golden Truths: An Umineko Podcast, a podcast about Umineko. Do you remember us? We remember you, and hey, we recorded this episode like, over a year ago! We're putting it out! You heard about this culprit thing? Well, there's actually a lot to talk about before we get to that. Settle in for another two-parter as we discuss the complex circumstances that gave rise to the Golden Witch.

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Willion Gacha Art - Suit/Dress

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

l&d circulation by xaki

There is no longer a difficulty level. This is no longer a hint, but a confession.

After a not-unlengthier hiatus, Golden Truths is back, again, to watch the sun rise on Dawn of the Golden Witch. The cast engages in a mystery fight of their own, Jenn brings her horse to roost, and Anna, like you, screams and begs for more golden truths.

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Maybe you should うみねこのなく頃に some bitches, Kanon-kun.

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

Love Examination by M.ZAKKY

Birth of a New Witch (short) composed by Luck Ganriki and performed by Zakuro Motoki

The difficulty is fairly easy. What could possibly deceive you after all this time...?

After a not-unlengthy hiatus Golden Truths is back to tackle the Umineko Answer Arcs, if the Answer Arcs don't tackle us first. Jenn contemplates Krauss cryptocurrency conspiracies, Izzy misses marvelous Maria moments, and Caelum talks about new character Erika Furudo for like a solid hour.

Content warning for discussion of historical anti-Asian racism from 1:07:40 to 1:13:04

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When We Cry x Golden Truths Crossover Gender Pod (Non-spoiler)

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), and Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

Grab a cup of Earl Grey and kick back with us as we explore various extra materials from the Question Arcs. Featuring segments such as Anna's Music Box, Matt's Design Doc, and Izzy's Oh God Izzy Oh God Oh No Oh Man Oh God.

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Bonus Materials Reading Order

07thExpansion Wiki Bonus Materials Page

Chronological Umineko Soundtrack Playlist

Anna's Top 10(ish) Songs Playlist

system0 With Star Trek Sample

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

Haruka (Distant) by pre-holder

Hey everyone! Jenn here with a short plug and update on general goings on. Give the episode a listen or just check out the links below and figure it out yourself. Oh, and thanks everyone who's tuned in so far! See you all real soon (I hope!)

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When We Cry Podcast Youtube

Gender in Umineko ft. Golden Truths Part 1

Gender in Umineko ft. Golden Truths Part 2 [MAJOR SPOILERS]

07th Expansion Wiki Supplementary Materials Page

Umineko Tsubasa English

Umineko Bonus Materials Chronological Order

Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

The difficulty level depends on you. The manner in which you've fought until now will greatly influence the difficulty of this game.

Who aaam I? A new piece takes center stage, offering a new perspective on Beatrice's game as the Question Arcs reach their climax. Caelum teaches everyone about chuunibyous, Izzy starts her numbered list of Umineko Saddest Moments, and Anna laments the shortsightedness and too-horny-ness of Umineko theorists past.

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Sakutaro :) (Console)

Fucked Up Maria Face (Really. CW Blood, Odontophobia)

Kinzo Face (Console) (Pachinko)

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

Discode composed by CAP, performed by Kanae Sakura

The difficulty level is equal. Equal for both you and the Witch.

This one's coming in hot, folks. The third game begins, with both Battler and Beatrice developing new strategies to back the other into a corner. Jenn gets on her soapbox, Anna discovers a new wife, and new cohost Caelum find a few holes in the beautiful tapestry that is Beato's Trick.

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PC Eva Culprit Reveal (Mute Recommended)

Console Eva Culprit Reveal

Colin Spacetwinks' Umineko Let's Play @catboydetective

Beelzebub Checks Gohda's Pulse

Hosted by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Caelum O'Leary-Coderre (@hivehum), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Produced by Annabelle Barsky and Jennifer Booher

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The difficulty level is extreme. The Witch intends to make you surrender all at once.

Let's get serious, ok? Beatrice opens the second game in top form, murdering in ways seemingly fully impossible, and even giving us a glimpse at life before the gameboard. Matt details more spicy Gohda takes, Jenn revels in Kanon headkanons, and Izzy finds a new strategy: utter denial.

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Matt's Crazy Fucking Notes

TACO CIRCULATION

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Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Cover art by Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_)

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki

The gameboard is set. How will the pieces make their moves? We sip our tea and watch as murder after murder takes place, until it finally ends with the witch's victory. Anna shows off her deep knowledge of mid-2000s Newgrounds games, Matt solves another Gohda-based mystery, and Izzy walks us through the merits of self-cremation.

Hosted and Produced by Jennifer Booher (@kebbbbs)

Featuring Annabelle Barsky, Grace Hobson (@_GwenGrace_), Isabelle Valant (@IzzyTimeStream), and Matthew Winter (@ImYourPaperPal)

Cover art by Grace Hobson

Fishy Aroma by Luck Ganriki