Gone Postal!

The don't assume my gender is back in town. 

Rockin' solo today. Gotta get a press release out, explaining our absence. I rant about people who hide when they see another person, Alex Jones, new cars, summer heat, RRECS, and we hear some straight BANGERS from local bands.

The Heatherton Heatwave

When Dreams Die

Forgetting Tomorrow

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David Harris, Dr. Rand Paul, January 6th, Previous Insurrections in America, Other Bullshit Ramblings.

We do a horrific rendition of Johnny Cash's cover Of Trent Reznor's Hurt. I forget what we talked about, but it was definitely cool things and fun things and boring things and guns, too. 

Our goal is to get the episode length down to roughly an hour or so. We keep failing, but— it is what it is. 

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George Bush's Iraq war gaffe turns into 2 hours of violent tangents , and loads of uninformed skullduggery. We make our way to the episode of the Twilight Zone— The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street. The analogous nature of that episode to our current cultural standing is nothing short of astounding. 

Thanks Mike, Josh, Vin, and Don! (Think we have almost all of the Ninja Turtles). Also, we had a mystery listener submit a list of 10 songs, so we proceeded to administer a dose of 3000 lashes for breaking the rules.

If you didn't get up and start dancing to that song, then you need to see a doctor. Moe's Haven - Tangelo Tango. 

We discuss the possible overturning of Roe v Wade. Where is the line between murder and mercy? The Delorean is a 130HP shitbox. Democrats popped champagne for a walking corpse who gave them NONE of the things they wanted. Due to cognitive dissonance, people will continue to vote for people like Biden.  Electric bills, electric cars, Kid N Play, Kyle Troup.

We discuss the greatest songs of the 90's. TLC, Alanis Morrisette, Vasco Rossi, Snow, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Blind Melon.

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Some more gripes and disgruntlements.

Piercing baby ears, life in prison, payroll mishaps, Elon, Disney, and more.            Special guest appearances from Mike Tyson and Marisa Tomei.

Music By:

Grouch & Eligh, Ronald Jenkees, Swollen Members, Three.

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We're warming up, working it out. 

Sweaty swimming pools, fake dinosaurs, Obama's underwater estate, Grifter Greta, Electric LLV's, trucker speed, retirement woes.

We'll get better, or worse. That, I can guarantee. 

Music By:

D.I.T.C., The Locust, Robots & Empire, Eligh

This episode sponsored by Vulture House Press.

Today, we start anew. Pat has promised regular, new episodes many times over since he began this podcast, 7 years ago. He's never delivered.

It's time to change that. 

In this new era of Gone Postal, Pat will be teaming up with one of his co-workers, and great friends, Scott. He grew up in NY, moved fo Florida for some time, and made his way back to NY in 2016. The rest is history. 

Our goal is one episode per week. Expect chaos.

The 90's is the glue to our bond. We're bowling rivals, political enemies, and trash talkers. 

Our first episode dives into politics, and how the messenger dictates our emotions and conclusions about everything, as mainstream media becomes an extension of the abscess that is social media, ie twitter and facebook.

Side note: Pat ate a 100mg caffeine capsule before this episode started, and as a result, he grew more and more obnoxious and talkative. 

Insightful postal talk. I realise that you used to be a mail carrier, but I don't need to be reminded every time we see each other.  Also, just how do you fill out a 3849? 

Music:

• Behold.. The Arctopus - Alcoholocaust
• Bonobo - Nothing Owed
• Camel - Nimrodal - The Procession
• Earth - Site Specific Carnivorous Occurence
• Sonofnothing - Always Clouds
• Sonofnothing - Descending

Postal Content - 7/7 Sneaky Whistling Bluppies