Gone Riffin

WHY HASN’T KALI BEEN TO CHINA?; RICH DOES A GOOD BLUFF ABOUT SWEDEN;  AY, AY, AY….; PROSTHE-DICK; PEOPLE IN TV DON’T WATCH TV; DANK MEMES;  ABED DOES VINCENT PRICE; KALI HIJACKS THE SHOW;  WE’VE ALL HAD FLIPPY DIPPY PHONES;  AY AY CALLBACK; RICKY WAS A DICK;  GOLDEN YEARS WOP WOP WOP.

WANT SOME FAKE CRAB?; JEFF’S BEATBOX; CONSTIPATED PIRATE; ABED AUDITIONS FOR PETER PARKER; BULIMIC FLIES; RICH SHOULD DO DRAMA; COCOON OF EMOTION; DAD HARD; DID I GET CONFETTI IN YOUR EYE?  PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED; MCDONALD SUTHERLAND.

HOLY CRAP; ABED’S NEVER SEEN TITANIC; KAVANAUGH REFERENCE; RICH WANTED TO BANISH ABED FROM SHOWBIZ; POUNDSTRETCHER; HOW JEFF AND RICH MET; COLUMBO THE PEDO;  RICH’S BELLYBUTTON; DAD BODS ARE BACK; LET’S SOLVE JEFF’S CAREER; CORBIN SCHMARD; ABED WEARS A DIAPER; LUBE IT UP WITH JIFFY LUBE.

PINK BUCKET; ABED SINGS THE SAFEWAY SONG;  JUICE TALK; ELIZA’S BITTER SIBLING RIVALRY;  ABED TOO RAUNCHY AND WEIRD IN SCHOOL; VICKI LAWRENCE IS DOIN IT; THE BUCKET CALLBACK;  ABED READS TOO SLOW;  ALEX TREBEK DOESN’T CARE ANYMORE;  LOTS OF SUIT TALK;  MEATBALLS FOR BREAKFAST?

Baroque musicAbed's afraid to flyStalking tipsAbed loves Ancient Rome

Show-B-C/Steve Martin needs to be a pink cat/Ghoulardi/Abed’s James Spader audition/Ya damn rummy!/Religious Pictionary/Can people learn to draw?/Rob offended we have another guest/T Ball pressure/Rob’s ironic pep rally/I gotta take A-byss/Toast Now/Abed will be dead in 22 years.

Weird intro. New Nutrageous.  Rich gets mad sometimes.  British Baking show - how refreshing!  Rob takes over the podcast.  He did Duel, he did Columbo, he did Jaws.  Night swimmers.  Did you cry at ET?  Abed’s impressions.  Rob’s intense hatred of Pictionary. Blood Diner.  Abed’s never eaten a booger.

Hey, are you a bird?  DN-Hey.  Gifferdy Whifferdy.  Turtle Wax.  Urine in cupped hands.  Caveman smokers.  Rich can’t handle real.  Abed likes pork.  Don’t shake strangers.  Bono is not a soup. Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls. Bing Crosby was really famous.

Willy Roberts meets Rich Fulcher for the first time and Abed is unsure it's the first time. We find out that the Wrigley chewing gum family owns an island, Willy visits Descanso gardens, and Abed mentions this garden he's been to where they shot Star Trek scenes and it's next to a sewage plant. Rich does not want Abed to talk about old-school movies anymore. Rich's dick sheath hurts, a man who lives in a fort.  Somebody lit their forts thinking they were farts.  There are some people out there who don't believe lighting farts on fire is real. This episode is sponsored by Moron University.The big question gets asked.  Who is the coolest person in the world?  And the boys cannot agree on an answer. Abed and Willy don't know who Richard Branson is.Ozzy Osborne jumps the shark.  Willy gets mad that there's a Queen still.  And Abed can't understand why anyone would watch the Royal Wedding. The Royal Family Tree is a straight line.Blood Type Baby.  Their Father's Sisters are their Uncle's Brothers. Abed's cousin's parents were first cousins. You can do so many things in comedy right now.  Cat Foolery, Meow Mix and Bring on the ass fiddler.  There were 74 Lassies and Flipper committed suicide. Abed and Rich take a shot at the new format question to disastrous results proving that they both need more sessions to get this thing right. Are you afraid in your life? Willy shares a hilarious police story. Rich thinks cop shows should have a guy with a snake coming out of his head.  Howie Mandel is the funniest man alive.  Rich's kids are now 72 and 90 years old.  And everyone gets ghost-scared.

Abed and Rich explain why they don’t call it Coke, Weekend Wednesday, Rich’s kids have British accents, Don’t do Vedic on the toilet, Barbara Harris revisited, Password Party, ‘Wait, Tom Hanks did movies?’, How would you describe ‘singing' to an alien?, Agee comes up with a great segue idea for the next guest which is now ‘our’ idea.