Imagine a simpler time, 2009, where Hollywood executives decided to base a movie off of First Person Shooter box art and their perception of social media. The result: Gamer.

For this episode Max, Ryan, and James tackle the Batman movie from the 1990s that no one ever talks about: Batman Forever. Scrubbing away nearly all of Tim Burton's influence and giving the Dark Knight a 40 year old sidekick, the only way this movie could have had more neon is if they filmed it in an actual laser tag arena.

Deep Rising: a cheesey B-movie that we had way too much fun watching multiple times and would gladly watch again. Enjoy the gun fondling, skeleton depositories, and high stakes jet skiing action.

For this episode we endure "Dude Where's My Car?" a movie best described as the Death Throes of the 1990s that really wishes it was American Pie. Hail Zoltan!

For this episode we endure "Dude Where's My Car?" a movie best described as the Death Throes of the 1990s that really wishes it was American Pie. Hail Zoltan!

For this episode Max, Ryan, and James endure the lack of color and Jason Statham’s terrible tattoos in Death Race, a movie best described as dystopian Mario Kart where everyone scowls.