Public school was only bad because we didn’t have private Catholic school to compare it to… a closeted sex demon explains her infatuation with balance beams, Steve Buscemi, male heroes, and how she was told that God may take it all away.

Imagine if Men’s Warehouse manufactured ACTUAL men… well dressed men at that… our guest might be their top selling model. A traveling poet and the son of a preacher man Seth shares useful tips for lubrication, and his stories embody what it means be proud of who you are.

The son of a beautician and as young and restless as Victor Newman, Golden was crackin’ his sister’s toes in Grambling, LA. for as long as he can remember. Orgies in motels, magic samurai pussy, porno parties and going down on older woman at the age of five… I’m just glad my buddy James was... Read More

Once a “King of the Friend-zone” and former master of foolish childhood game “Nascar drive a fast car”, Texan musician Parker Chapin turned his luck around at the age of 16 in the back booth of a strip club. We talked military school, seductive older women, and googling boobs.

Growing up in the slave quarters of an old plantation. Climbing up trees and into windows only to be mounted by a seductress. Biting your partner during a friendly threesome. Nicolas and his longtime girlfriend Diane surprised and aroused me with youthful tales and reminded me the importance of finding beauty in an old woman’s... Read More

Ever ask your little Brother about the first time he masturbated? Perhaps you'll get as lucky as I did and find he doesn't remember. Travis does however recall losing his virginity to Lil Troy on repeat, drinking titty milk whiskey cocktails, and smoking hay cigarettes along with shots of water when he was just an aspiring Doc Holiday.

Turn up the jets on your hot tub and the volume on your cassette deck, because we just popped in “Passport to Purity” and we are here to deflate your water balloons! Our guest talks heteronormativity, her affinity for mimicking accents, and how you can’t un-crumple a tissue.

A strong candidate for America’s Top Male our guest hails from the sandy canyons of California wielding Mjölnir high above his head and will smash your containers apart or fill them beyond capacity… if that’s what his heart truly desires. This guy is above and beyond what a man can be and he wants to... Read More

Moonlighting as a go-go dancer in Kentucky, ritual make out sessions at age eleven, defunct flowers in the top bunk at the prom lake house, this guest throws curve ball after curve ball at your hosts. Our guest spills the deeply personal tale of how he and the Brian Mental Health Team helped this independent... Read More

Amazon Women on the Moon’s theme song and the story of America’s Most Wanted serial killer, the notorious “Pumpkin Head,” paint a perfect picture of this military brat’s sordid past. Hear his story of how a childhood spent roughed up by his brothers and awkwardly close to his mother made him too insecure to realize... Read More