John and Chris spar over contentious dating topics, while Alan moderates. Chris also realizes he might have a "type". Stay tuned after the episode for a special deleted scene. 

Chris goes on a date, but is betrayed by a pack of Altoids. John seeks the advice of the rest of the group on a new romantic interest. 

After a string of potential opportunities goes to complete poop, the gang re-evaluates what they could have done better. 

Bryan makes the most of real life opportunities, Chris tries to show off his newfound yoga skill set. Wait til the end for a very special bonus clip to mark a very special occasion. 

Bryan struggles to plan for a friend's wedding. Chris's love life falls apart. Alan is missing. John talks about a girl he likes. #JustDudeStuff. 

The gang goes to a mixer.

Outline for today's show:

1. Pump up music
2. Intros
3. Just Spliffin’
4. Fix outline vandalism
5. Say what the fucking show is about
6. Feelings
7. Message in a Bottle
8. Star Wars: Anus Hope
9. Date + Girl Stuff
10. Mixer Spectacular
11. Outros

The gang struggles with the reality of Barce's new identity. 

The gang works together to write love... "messages" to varying levels of success.  

The gang learns the consequences of word choice. 

The gang helps John discover something new about himself, and in the process, learn something about themselves too.  They also talk about dolphins.