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TRUSTEE  -for Carol Cash

my trustees always regarded me with suspicion 

like I was going to get them in trouble for being too lively 

especially as a young child, in restaurants

my female trustee would always look real nervous
and say: 
“Chris, you need to be quiet. You’re bothering the normal people. If you say one more thing, we’re going home.”

I figured I must be an outsider or a misfit 
so I quit trusting
the trustees
and got even louder 
that way when they inevitably said I was too loud
it wouldn’t hurt as much

it worked!

UPDATE:
I had to stop using this system
in 2012 
because I was dying of loneliness