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We all love a good snooze under the swaying of a lightly blown tree.   The cool gust of wind dancing across your face as you drift away to a world as comfortable as the shaded grass you're laying on.  Then you get pulled back to reality by a bearded alarm clock you thought was in Colorado.  In this weeks episode we say good morning to Camp Director John Tilley, or should I say, previous guest Camp Director Eric Rightor says good morning to Camp Director John Tilley.  Must be a camp thing.  Either way stay out of people's houses if they don't know you're in there!  I shouldn't have to explain that.  

Hello old friends, yes, we've been gone for a while and we do apologize.  Sometimes another calling dials your fate number and you have to answer.  Now that Dudes Talking Hommus is done and we can confidently say who the Alpha Chickpea is (check out Dudes Talking Hommus) we are fully back with Good Morning To You!  We've been sitting on these guests since the beginning and we're very excited to bring them into the fold.  They've been on by themselves but never together and let me tell you, these two were practically glued together.  These two Jack and Jills of all trades make guzzling hot coffee look like its dollar pitcher night as Plymouth House of Pizza.   

Jimmy Reed is a German, American, Runner, Weight Lifter, Hot dog eater (maybe, I'm not his doctor), Beard lover and most importantly a US National Team Bobsledder.  He once ran track so fast in college that someone challenged him to do it on ice..... Jimmy is now one of the fastest men to run on ice.  He isn't the type of guy you want to challenge or else you would find yourself being banned from whatever the challenge was.  Milk drinking competiton, now you're not allowed to drink milk.  Running competition, I hope you love speed walking.  Hot dog eating competition (again, I have no idea if he eats hot dogs, stop asking me), stick to sausages, wait he's German, just stay away from lenghty foods.  He beats his opponents so badly that they give up and never try again.  He also says good morning.  

How do you sleep?  Probably pretty boringly compared to Keith.  You sleep in a bed?  Yeah, so does Keith, but that's where the similarities end between Keith and you. Keith is the kind of guy that has the energy of a 6 year old boy who just snorted one of those huge pixy sticks, but he has the talent and equipment to do something awesome with it.  Keith is the kind of guy that goes hard on everything.  I once saw him eat cereal with canoe paddle because the spoon wasn't fast enough.  I heard a story that he got pissed off a mountain because it wasn't sleep enough and then an earth quake happened, dude made the earth quiver.  He walks up ski mountains just to go back down them and end where he started, how's that for a treadmill for you?  Do you do flips all summer on your wake board?  Maybe, I don't know you, but I know Keith does!  Geesh catch up would ya.  He says GOOD MORNING!

Ah boom boom ting, ah boom boom ting, ah boom boom ting ERRRRIC!  Rightor is beat boxing motha trucka, El Camino driving sutha ducka and a camp directing feather sucka.  He says, good morning.  

John Tilley may have the best job in the world.  He gets to run one of the most successful summer camps in the country (and the local region).  Not only does he perform his job at an extremely high level, but he does it on a beach cruiser with flames painted on it named "The Deuce".  Sitting down for a quick conversation with John is one of my favorite things to do because we usually finish hours later with a few high end bourbons in our bellies.  The man can host.  The man can entertain.  The man can dream.  The man can grill a mean burger.  The man can compost.  The man can make a tree belly laugh.  The man can make homemade egg nog that will make Santa fire Mrs. Clause.  The man can do it all, including say good morning.

Some Austin's may have city limits....but this Austin has no limits.  Whatever you're looking to get into, he's down to do it with you or he's done it at a pro level already.  He likes to have his fun, sure, but when he told me he was going to get high for this episode I had no idea he meant 15,000 feet high.  Listen to Austin say good moooooooo.......

Cats.  Cats and hammocks.  Cats, hammocks, a special wheel that helps you stretch.  Cats, hammocks, a special wheel that helps you stretch and insurance.  These are things that keep Nicole ticking when the world goes insane.  Some people turn to religion, but not her.  No Nicole finds her solace folded in half in a yoga position while a cat sits on her head.  In an idea world, Beyonce would write a song about doctors office co-pays and Nicole would have that playing in the background.... but apparently insurance isn't an exciting topic to some people IS IT BEY!!!!!!  Nicole also says good morning.