Good Night

I think I've found a way to produce a Porno-Religion Cable TV channel. This podcast explains how I'd do it. The commercials might include things like this: Come...and pray...with us...and don't forget to contribute as much as you can...to the Lord!

She didn't recognize me...after all these years. Just because she hadn't seen me wearing a mustache. Little tiny hairs on the upper lip was all it took for a masterful surprise. This podcast explains how she actually swung her handbag at me...and missed...and what I did in return. Give a listen please. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

Doing a late night radio show at NBC Radio's headquarters...30 Rock Center in Manhattan was an EDUCATION in more than just doing national radio. It was an education in what to do when groups of beautiful young women wanted to have sex, but my Lady Wonder Wench's picture kept popping up in my head. If some of you guys have a similar problem, you might learn some interesting lessons from listening. And if some of you ladies might be concerned about what your guys are doing in the middle of the night...maybe you should give a listen too.

So many politicians, preachers and pushers of all kinds...all yammering away at us...giving us headaches...and heartaches. We need some really strict new gum controls to get these people to back off. Please give a listen to this podcast. It won't add your voice to the ear splitting din.

It's a floppy fedora. When I put it on I can HEAR a song. And Indiana Jones rides again. Indy wasn't a super hero. He was a basic, plain guy who might have been from my Bay Ridge Brooklyn neighborhood back in, "The Day." Except for that whip. Give a listen. It may put an imaginary Happy Hat on you too.

Once upon a time, I did a syndicated radio show called, "That's Love." It was a long time ago...around the time I got my Lady Wonder Wench to run off with me to New York. I thought I had some pretty good answers to the subject of love, but Proud Podcast Person Deirdre Meritt sent me a bunch of answers from some 4 to 8 year old kids that sure beat what I had to offer. And some of them were just magic. The most magical are in this podcast.

I sent the message before, but I'm not sure I made it forcefully enough. There's a very powerful letter in this podcast. Maybe you have a better answer for the woman who wrote it, than I gave her in the podcast. If so...please send it to [email protected], and I'll pass it on to her. It's a GREAT question. And she needs a GREAT answer.

All Night Survival

I've always been a big fan of Peter Pan..."The boy who wouldn't grow up." Actually, I'm even more a fan of "Tinkerbelle" the fairy. She was hugely in love with Peter, but he wasn't having any of her, because he knew his girlfriend "Wendy" wouldn't appreciate it. The thing that's wonderful about "Tink" is that she knows Peter desperately needs some of her fairy dust. And she gives him almost all she has...to the point that she's so weak she could die. And the only thing that can help her is when you clap for her...that renews her stash of fairy dust. That's pretty generous. I like generous. This podcast explains how you can help "Tink" along with me...if you are so inclined. Please do.

They were the second most dangerous words I ever heard. Because looking at her, I knew very well what I wanted. And eventually, she said THE MOST DANGEROUS WORD I'VE EVER HEARD. And it's in this podcast.