Good Night

Grabbing the Goodies is about taking the good stuff in your life right away instead of taking a chance on letting the window of opportunity close on your fingers. Windows of opportunity usually come in 3s...like they did this day for me. Jump into this podcast with me. But do it now...before it's too late.

Time to fight truth decay. I am sitting here in my big, confortable, manly, black leather poppa chair in my living room, and I'm reading a note from my friend Paul. He says, Annie and I are pregnant. BS. Annie is pregnant and Paul you're scared spitless...because now Annie wants to actually get married. Fight Truth Decay with all your might, Paul. Honesty = the truth + maybe is what it says in my book Staying Happy Healthy And Hot...available at Amazon dot com...shameless plug.

The truth here is that Paul has been hard at work for almost all year...trying...so hard...to get Annie pregnant. But the maybe here is the question of was there was some small personal benefit in it for Paul too. Maybe it was more than just work, work, work in the usual sense of the word...you know? I mean there are those of us who might say about Paul, "aw...the boobie." Fight truth decay. Working hard all year to get Annie pregnant is what I'd call an outstanding case of needing some heavy duty "maybe" to learn the honesty of why Paul actually did all that work, work work. All of this and MUCH MORE is in this podcast. Give it a listen please. And...join in the fight.

"No matter how hard they try, scientists admit they cannot teach houseflies to do tricks." Seriously. That was a headline recently in the Drudge Report. "Huh?" You know how long it takes, and how much money it costs for you to earn a white lab coat...so you and a bunch of similarly white lab coat clad buddies are spending your time trying to teach houseflies to do tricks? And then you probably send that conclusion to be peer reviewed. "We even used double blind experiments, and the little suckers just wouldn't shake hands." We need more Huh? in our lives. There's a lesson we can learn from the famous story of the princess and the frog that will help you get ladies attention at a "singles" affair, and lots of other stuff you should enjoy in this podcast…including a freebie.

PSB&D is pushups, sleeping, breathing, and drinking...the things I understand in my life. Maybe you understand them too. But there are so many things I don't understand in this podcast. Maybe you can clear some of them up for me.

February is COLD. That's why it's called FebRRRRuary. Although some less informed people leave out the "R" and just call it "Febuary." So considering the temperature, it seems to me that it's just being kind to share some of your bodily warmth with someone who seems...chilly. Bodily speaking of course. Please drop me an email and confirm that you have done so. STAY WARM.

Guess what day the Trojan company says is by far the biggest sales day for their condoms? VALENTINE's DAY! What a surprise. This podcast will tell you lots of other things you probably don't know about Valentine's day...including who was the original "Valentine"... and yes there was one. Give a listen plese.

My computer is telling me I have no more financial worries because a nice guy in Narobi wants to send me a big stack of money from my long lost 13th cousin because I seem to be his only blood relative. All I have to do is send this guy my banking numbers. How nice of him. And my future safety is assured because I sent a small donation to Pastor Peter. There's an endless supply of folks like these living in my computer. Their motto seems to be, "If at first you don't succeed, try again when nobody is watching." Give a listen please.

Just One Little Mistake...

This is a podcast about guts. The way we deal with the highway to hell...the road to ruin that we all seem to be on right now. Here's a secret: "There's an off ramp." And maybe it's in this podcast. Give a listen please.

Where's your BooBoo? Mine keeps moving around. Fortunately for me, my Lady Wonder Wench is usually good at finding mine. And this podcast demonstrates how...WONDERFUL...a nicely kissed booboo can feel.