Good Night

It came out of the blue. Shazam! I never expected it. When my Lady Wonder Wench heard the news she responded with a shriek heard for several zip codes, and I could understand that. This podcast is about one of the most amazing days of my life.

One of the many good things about being a Louie Louie Generation Person is that there are so many fascinating experiences in our rear view mirrors. This podcast is about one of mine, when I learned the difference between saying "yes", "no" and when to say, "WHOOPIE". If you've ever been to a dentist, you'll understand.

This podcast is about National Simple Week...no kidding. The guys who thought it up were...guys. Guys are simple. Women are complicated. Give a guy a roof over his head, enough to eat, and good sex, and he's happy. Women also need a roof over their heads, and enough to eat. But the roof overhead should be part of a mansion, complete with a handsome butler and a very hard working maid.

Women also need lots of shoes, stylish jeans, the proper makeup, some diamonds, a relationship with a guy who's a good dancer, has a nice car, and has something that's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives her crazy...no...that's a description of hundred dollar bills.

When she says, "We need" it means "I Want", when she says, "Do what you want" she means "You'll pay for this later." When she says, "Do you love me", she means she wants something really expensive. When she says, "How MUCH do you love me" she means "I did something today you proably won't like."If she says, "Can't we just be friends" she means "There's no way I'm going to let any part of my body touch any part of your body me again." When she says, "It's not you it's me", she means "It's you." When she says "Yes" it sometimes means "No". When she says "Maybe", it means no. When she says "No", that DEFINITELY means "No." In the beginng, the bible says God made the earth and rested. Then God made man and rested. Then God made woman and I think since then neither God nor man, has rested. That's why we need National Simple Week.

There's a magic about mirrors. This podcast says if you spend two minutes looking at the person looking back at you in the mirror, you'll get some information about yourself that might surprise you. Try it. And let me know how you do. My Email is [email protected].

Summer is a woman. Soft, smooth, sexy and HOT. Today's podcast is about hot weather, and hot women.

Lots of things can cause quick sweats. The noon day sun in August. Sexy sex. Your car making strange sounds. Your boss telling you to, "Come in, and close the door." A woman saying, "I'm FINE!" Some Mr. Goodwrench giving you a sad look. And according to this podcast, sitting in your car, fearing you're about to make a very big mistake. Give a listen.

This podcast is about Summer Lovin'...DONE RIGHT! It's about the Lazy Crazy Hazy Days Of Summer, Tar Beach, Lifeguard Days...and nights...BeachParties...4th of July Fireworks, and the absolutely most beautiful girls in the world wearing their soft Summer dresses. There's a true story about Matilda...my Summer girlfriend back then, when she caught me with a lady...and what she did about it. And it's about how great it is being a, "Loser."

Smiles seem to be...baked into us. Babies smile almost as soon as they're born...some smart guys in white lab coats, even claim babies smile BEFORE they're born. Those same smart guys say smiling lowers your heart rate so it will keep ticking longer.

Actually I have a...contrarian...experience to that one...the first time my Lady Wonder Wench smiled at me, my heart rate went through the roof. But of course there are exceptions to every rule.

Blind people smile even if they were blind at birth, so they've never seen a smile. I swear I've seen dogs and cats smile. Different animals have different ways of saying "Hey I'm happy." Ducks and I guess most birds can't smile, because they have those solid beaks. So ducks and most birds shake their tails when they're happy. I've seen some pretty ladies do that too when they're happy. Very nice.

We're learning more and more about animals. A couple of weeks ago, I saw an article that said cows have friends. Probably farmers with warm hands. Speaking of cows, I saw a stat that is kind of hard to believe about people and cows. It said 7% of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Those people should not be left un-attended. Lots more about smiles in this podcast. Give a listen please.

This podcast is about an "Oh My God" that was said by my friend Joe Goodavage who was flying with me one day when he saw a rainbow on top of the clouds. And it's about flying my kids around the Statue of Liberty, and watching them wave to the pretty lady. And it's about a very special night flight...watching the "Touch me looks" flickering below, and watching people love each other and in some cases kill each other. And it's about our Grand Daughter Cassie, jumping up and down on Block Island to see if it would disappear. And it's about why I'll never see these things again.

Time Flies, so you want to be sure to be your own pilot. I started thinking about that when I dropped my alarm clock and it broke. I'll replace it, but until the new clock arrives...I still have to get up at a reasonable hour of the morning. I'm the responsible pilot. There's some story in here about a vasectomy...one little slip there and a raging bull of a guy quickly becomes a pussy cat. And there's a plug in here about my buddy Bob's new business book called "Better Management Through Finger Pointing." Bob is a Vice President, but he's got a sense of humor anyway. And there's a question here that I think you should answer. "What would you do if you were certain you couldn't fail?" I'll bet you would come up with some interesting ideas on that one. Give a listen please.