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I'm looking at an amazingly stupid statistic. It's from a General Social Survey. And it says that men between the ages of 18 & 29 are having less sex than ever...because they're afraid of approaching women for sex. And listen to this. The number of these guys has about tripled from 10% in 2008 to 28% in 2019. That means, almost 1 out of every three young guys are suffering from this No-Sex-Non-Sense...because they're afraid to try to talk a woman into bed.

Thanks for dropping in here with me on my podcast. Let's play a little game. Say you're on a crowded airplane, the weather is really nasty, and the 25 year old Captain gets on the PA system and says, "Don't worry folks I have everything under control." Confidence oozing from his voice. You have to have confidence in yourself to be a pilot. You have to be sure that whatever happens you'll be able to deal with it. Don't you wonder is your pilot is one ot the 30% of guys who's afraid to talk one of the stewardess into bed? If so, how much can you really depend on his him to keep control of the airplane?

Here's another example: There are 11 players on a football team. Two teams so there are 22 players in the game. Most of them are in the 18 - 29 male demo. So next time you're watching two teams in an NFL game, try to figure out which 6 foot 300 pound guys on the field are afraid of women. Over in the MLB, 9 guys on each team, so which 5 guys spitting and scratching in their major league way, are afraid of women? On the basis of what little we know of his personal life, Derek Jeeter was not one of those guys.

One of several reasons I like making my Lady Wonder Wench giggle is how she...looks when she giggles. This podcast is also about the terrors of actually going to a gym, as opposed to just taking a gym membership. One way around that is instead of calling your bathroom a John, change the name to your Jim. That way you can always say, "Yeah, I went to my Jim early this morning".

Tired of looking for the glasses that are hiding on the top of your head? Tired of all the political BS that's screaming at us? Tired of being...tired? This podcast is about having a Gratitude Attitude instead. It's in my book, "Staying Happy Healthy And Hot." When your legs are hurting, remember the military man or woman who came home without legs. When you're tired because the baby kept you awake all night, remember the folks who can't have a baby. When you're just tired of getting "old" remember the kids in Connecticut a few years ago...who will never have that problem, because some nut case killed them. Please give this podcast a listen. It could put some life back in your life.

This is our HAPPY NEW YEAR podcast. It explains why I claim this coming year, 2020, is the year of the eye doctor. It also explains what "Soon" means. And it asks you to join me in a kind of an emotional song. Give a listen please.

This may be my favorite Christmas podcast. It features a Christmas song by my son Dave, who plays an orchestra full of instruments on the recording. It's also about the thrill and the danger of being a one hit wonder, like Gene Chandler, Francis Scott Key, the Singing Nun, and Mildred and Patty Hill. And...maybe most important....it includes the one thing that can keep you forever young. Give a listen. And Merry Christmas.

There's a Disney squirrel offering you a peanut, a Tough New York bird singing Jingle Bells. and a magical walk under the Rock Center Christmas Tree in this podcast. And best of all, a true story about a Raggedy Ann Doll. Please give a listen. You'll come away about ten degrees "Christmas-rera."

Lots of big books, Gospels, and expensive cards have been written about Christmas. But this podcast very clearly defines Christmas in just two words, that jumped immediately into a five years old when I asked her about it. Give a listen please. I think it'll give you just as big a smile as it gave me. And, Merry Christmas.

Time for us to swap Christmas stories again. Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Solstice...however you celebrate the season. This podcast features some of my favorites. Please spend a few minutes celebrating with me.

It was when I was at NBC Radio in New York one Thanksgiving long ago, that I realized that men can be considered "saintly" for several reasons. And we are given next to no credit for that. Therefore I started the "Men Are Saints" campaign. This podcast explains my perhaps..."unusual" reasoning.

Don't let your Loveboat crash on the rocks. Give this podcast a listen so you can learn to work the 6 gears that keeps it running smoothly with the wind. The ticket is free. And the drinks are on me.