Good Night

This podcast is about an early morning adventure. My Lady Wonder Wench and I just got back from Shaw's...our favorite breakfast diner here in Dracut, Massachusetts. I like lots of things, but I always seem to have one favorite. My Lady always orders eggs... over easy. I'm not exactly sure what over easy means. But eggs for breakfast always reminds me of a guy I know, who has what he claims is a dynamite opening pick up line about eggs. He says he goes over to the prettiest young lady at the singles bar and says, "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? Gotta add my dear to a question like that. That makes it sound so delightfully sleazy. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast tomorrow morning, my dear"? I've warned him that eventually he's going to ask a Louie Louie Generation lady with a really snappy answer. Something like "I'll keep my eggs still un-fertilized tomorrow morning thank you."

How much fun are you allowed to have with a perfect stranger, if you are already in a committed relationship? Before you answer that for yourself, how much fun would you like your partner to have with a perfect stranger? And how different would your answer be if that fun with the perfect stranger would be...in the middle of the night. Give a listen to this podcast. It might change your mind.

Soft Summer rain can be sexy stuff. So be careful if some sly, fun loving guys invite you ladies to go for a soft. sexy, soaking walk. This podcast is about what happened one night, in a soft, sexy, soaking rain.

This podcast is about using your attitude to get lots of good stuff. It's not the usual rah-rah nonsense. It'll help keep you young, without forcing you to mature. As I've told you, maturity is a trap. "Maturity" makes guys wear a jacket and tie when it's 100 degrees out, and it makes women eat a lettuce leaf for dinner. Give a listen to this podcast. If nothing else it'll give you a grin.

This podcast is about looking into a full length mirror, until it starts behaving like a crystal ball going backwards…watching some of the middle of the night ladies who made the NBC Radio studios in the RCA Building so…interesting…such a long time ago. And there's a message in it for you, if you were one of those ladies who warmed the night for me so nicely.

This podcast is about a battle to the death. Give a listen and find out who won.

I'm not sitting in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room today, like I usually am when I record my podcasts. I'm recording this podcast in the middle of the day in the middle of the summer, so I'm sittiing on a folding chair in the shade of a tree growing in my back yard. I think it's an oak. In some ways this tree reminds me of me. I figure it's about my age, but it's a lot bigger than I am. But...I'm a lot faster than Woody...even with my bum knee. Sometimes it's also a lot smarter than me. Today's podcast explains why. Give a listen please. These podcasts can sometimes grow on you.

Let me tell you a story about how for me, Christmas and Summer belong together. The story involves one of my favorite little kids. Our little Cecelia. Cecelia loves airplanes. I took her for a flight in my little four seat Piper while she was here one Summer, and I explained about the ailerons, and the rudder, and the flaps...and she understood. She's smart. She not only understood, but evidently she gave a lecture on the subject to her day care class...complete with an "oh wow" from her assembled colleagues.

Our daughter Kris says Cecelia is quite convinced she can fly the airliner next time they come to visit. There IS something genuinely magical about climbing into an airplane, and lifting off into the sky. A pilot-poet once said it was like... "Reaching out to touch the face of God." That pilot was a nineteen year old kid...no he was a nineteen year old hero...because he gave his life when his Royal Air Force Spitfire fighter plane was shot down in the Battle of Britan. This podcast is about the connection between our little Cecelia, Summertime, and Christmas. Give a listen please.

See. I knew it. Sleeping naked is good for you. It says right here that "Sleeping naked can improve your ability to have restful sleep, and in general your overall health. When you sleep naked your body's production of melatonn which makes you sleepy isn't hindered by clothing." See. I told you Lady Wonder Wench. Nothing worse than having your body's production of melatonn hindered by clothing that's what I always say. Women's clothing is always confusing to me. I mean For example why does a young woman need a training bra? What is she trying to teach herself? And why does a woman wear a blouse that buttons up the back? And I just saw an ad for a woman's clothing store that said, "underwear 40% off." Wow. What a great idea. This podcast might convince you to be good to your body...and sleep naked.

IT's SUMMERTIME. This podcast says, "Don't let it get away. Grab it while it's hot." Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer to the end it gets, the faster if goes. Happy Summertime.