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Are you doing what you want to do? Or are you doing what THEY want you to do. Comon. Give a listen to this podcast. It might help you take control and do your life "YOUR WAY".

Toxic masculinity is fake news. No kidding. I have to confess that I must ooze masculinity. My ring finger is about a knuckle longer than my index finger, which proves I have testosterone to spare. Seriously. Today's podcast admits that's one of the tests for masculinity the doctors are talking about...when your index finger is longer than your pointer finger you have excess testosterone. You guys are checking that out now, aren't you. Evidently another test is when a man gets a really hot kiss, a couple parts of his body tend to swell up…like his ear lobes. What did you think I was going to say? That's also true. It's a proven fact that when a woman gives a guy a 300 degree wet kiss his earlobes are among the many parts of his body that tend to swell up. I suggest you ladies get your guy to put his best face forward and check it out. I also do lots of manly exercising, because I want my muscles to be big and hard. I never had a girlfriend by the name of Alice, but if I did, when I went to see Alice I'd want to hear her say, "I'm glad you exercise, because a hard man nowadays is good to find."

This news just in: Russia has experienced such a large drop in their birth rate that they now have a holiday on June 12th called "The Day of Conception." I am not making this up. It says here, "On this day couples are given a half a day off from work to procreate...and it works. And the birthrate around the middle of March, 9 months from Conception day in Russia, has tripled. To make things even more fun, couples who give birth closest to March 12th, exactly 9 months from Conception day, are given prizes including cars, cash and appliances." I think it may be time to seriously consider collusion with the Russians. Can you imagine the parades and the floats on Conception Day?

Lots of folks are lonely. And that's not good for body or mind. It's as bad as obesity, or smoking 15 cigaretts a day...and it sucks the life out of your life. This podcast is a move in the direction of getting...un-lonely.

Big article in Maxim magazine: What Does It Mean To Be A Man In Today's World? Huh?? My sister in law Peggy says it's either Pink or Blue. It's not complicated. Give a listen and become "Enlightened."

The beginning, the middle and the end of a love are in this podcast. Also a story about prowling through a modern love affair. Give a listen, and prowl along with me.

The middle of the night is the time for Hot Passion & Cold Fear. This Goodnight podcast should give you a shot of both.

February is when Mother Nature crouches down, ready to Spring. This podcast encourages us to crouch down, and get ready with her. It won't be long now till Mother Nature Springs up with lovely flowers in her hair.

If you were God, and you wanted to make a month as uncomfortable as August, but cold instead of hot, so you made February, (with the brrrr in it for the cold) but people kept calling it FebUary, you'd be ticked wouldn't you? SO this podcast says, "DON'T GET GOD TICKED." Repeat after me. FEB-RRR-UARY. Thank you.

The B.B. King performance of "The Thrill Is Gone" is more than just a musical triumph. The back story will add a chill to the thrill. It's in this podcast.