Good Night

"Nothing grows where Puddy the cat goes." A male cat's fantasy about leaving his mark. We all have fantasies. This podcast may help you see some of your...maybe forgotten... fantasies. If you do, please drop me an Email about it. [email protected] is my Email address. And, thanks.

This podcast is about the Gratitude Attitude. For example, if you're feeling old, be grateful, because lots of folks don't get that opportunity. Besides "Not young" doesn't ever necessarily mean "Old." There's also a story about a "Slip away wife" in this podcast. It happens. Give a listen please.

I grew up in Brooklyn, in the days and nights of Louie-Louie, when men were men and women knew their place. When the guys in my neighborhood weren't hanging out on the stoop singing do-wop versions of Louie-Louie on nice Summer evenings, we spent thoseevenings telling each other great lies about our magnificent deeds of daring-do, invincibility, and courage. When a guy had guts, we said he had balls. Way back then, most of the girls just sighed, smiled knowingly at each-other, and giggled a little. At least I think that's what they did. I'm not sure because most of the Brooklyn girls in those days had something much more powerful than balls. They had beauty...in their soft summer sweaters and skirts. Yes, soft Summer sweaters and skirts. That's how Brooklyn girls dressed in those days...and nights. And now I can tell you...all these years later...that their beauty scared the hell out of us. All of us. Including me. Hear me out on the podcast please.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, my Lady Wonder Wench taught me the magical power of "Wanton." She taught me with just a flick of her eyes and a small jump of her left shoulder. All I did was say, "Hello." It was at the end of a long and exhausting day. Fortunately for me, the echo of that "Hello" must have magically made me younger now than I was then. It taught me that life is much more than just getting tired every day. You'll learn some things about yourself in this podcast too. Please give a listen.

Mysteries in this podcast. Like Who Let The Dogs Out? Why do all the flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same? Why are delicate eggs packed in flimsy cartons, while husky batteries are packed in bombproof plastic containers? Lots of mysteries in this podcast.

A few of your favorite voices may not be around to sing Auld Lang Syne this year. This podcast contains a voice that I was afraid might not be with us...but thank God, she is here to sing the song. You're welcome to join in if you like. Thank you for spending some of your precious time with me in 2018. And I hope we'll have some time together in 2019. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

What does a three year old say about Christmas. It's in this podcast. Merry Christmas to every one of you who listens to the Good Night Podcast.

To Holy Hell With Well I say. Instead...Start The Spark With Hark! At least for the Christmas season, when somebody asks you a question, don't start your answer with the word "well." Use the word "Hark" instead. It will get people's attention better. Think what it did for the Herald Angels. They even got away with rhyming "proclaim" with "Bethleheim." As in "Hark, the the Herald Hosts proclaim, Christ is born in Bethlehem." If you start your answer with "Hark" instead of "Well" think of the attention your answer will get. As in "Hark, yes I'm pregnant." "Hark, no there'll be no raises this year." Then you can don your gay attire and go for a ride in a one horse open sleigh on Rt. 95, all the while singing Fa La La La La as you go. This podscast is...so...FESTIVE.

This podcast is about Christmas, and particularly one Christmas Carol...performed by my favorite musician, my son Dave. Merry Christmas.

This podcast is about Christmas memories, hopes and fears. Some of the things we've done together, my Lady and I...and some of the things we hope to do...maybe this Christmas. My favorite Christmas story is in this podcast. I hope it might find a place in your Christmas celebration.