Good Night

Time to ask you to hunker down and send me a note about the season...Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, Kwanza...what ever season you celebrate. What does it really mean to you. That's what this podcast is about. My email address is [email protected]. I'll be using your thoughts all month. Please send 'em.

Excess humility! That's the major challenge facing today's man. This podcast is about a Thanksgiving when I started the "Men Are Saints" campaign. (M.A.S. for short.) It started when my Lady Wonder Wench asked me to open a jar. AND I COULDN'T. But SHE DID. It was awful. She just said "I wiggled it." (The lid on the jar.) It went downhill from there. Give a listen please.

This podcast is about about how far your experimentation should go...when your partner is involved. Think it can't happen to you? Are you sure? Give a listen and let me know what you think. My Email is [email protected].

Americans spend an average of 110 days a year in what's called a "Dark Mood." I found an answer to that. Just roll down the car window, and hang your left elbow out in the sunshine. You'll begin to feel like the "King of the Road."

"Louie Louie Generation" folks will understand. Air conditioning was so new, bars and movie theaters advertised the fact that they had air conditioning, so you could come in and cool down while you watched a movie or sipped your suds.

Most of us who lived in big cities slept on our fire escapes on hot summer nights. I was a Coney Island life guard back then. There were fireworks every Tuesday night at Coney Island in the Summer. And sometimes the best fireworks took place under the boardwalk.

My girlfriend's name was Matilda in those days. "Girlfriending" was different back then. Matilda was heavily influenced by the teaching of Sr. Mary Knucklebuster. That teaching did not include "Hooking Up"...unfortunately for me. I was more influenced by the teaching of Hugh Heffner...which produced some less than stellar evenings in the back seat of my old car, which I bought from my friend Eddie Kelly for $25.

My plans for the future included becoming a night time disc jockey in New York, so I could hang out with big time singers and actresses, like William B. Williams did on WNEW radio. I got to do that too. I've led a "King of the Road kind of life. Today's podcast explains all that. It's called "Happily Hanging Out." Give a listen please. It might help the next time you find yourself in a "Dark Mood."

I like to think that I'm a hand some guy. Not necessarily handsome, but definitely hand some…as in the body part you have at the end of your arm. Hand-some-ness is a fading art. One good use of your hands is rubbing your lady's feet. Another is just holding hands with your lady. I was walking down the street with my Lady Wonder Wench recently when a guy approached me with tears in his eyes, and he said, "I want to thank you for holding hands with your lady. I used to hold my wife's hand all the time. She's holding hands with the Lord now." A gentle touch on the face also sometimes gets a smile.. You understand, I'm sure. There's a story in this podcast called "Lovin' Touch." It's a touch put into words. Give a listen please. Because I really believe that "Touches are better than words, but words are better than nothing." I think way too many people's hands are full of their cell phones instead of somebody else's hand. And I think that's really too bad. Give a listen, please.

My Lady and I walked into the Applebees Grill & Bar the other day. Sitting right by the door, was a young guy nursing a bottle. When he saw my Lady, he tossed the bottle on the floor and reached for my Lady. This podcast explains what happened next.

It's not as complicated as doctors are telling us. This podcast explains why so many guys hang out at singles bars rubbing their back legs together to attract women. Give a listen please.

For reasons I'll tell you a little later on, I have to stop Podcast Production for a couple of weeks, so I'm going to have to repeat a couple of them. Some people would say, "These are the best of." I think that's up to you to decide. So I'll just tell you these are podcasts I personally like.

"Chrissy Girl" listens to these podcasts. And she says they make her feel "safe, relaxed, and beautiful." That's what I wanted to do on the radio. And if I can do it with these podcasts, I will feel like I'm getting something worth while done with my life. Please give a listen and let me know what you think. My Email is [email protected].

"THEY" are telling us, "DON'T SIT DOWN." I say, "Sit, eat, enjoy." Get up early in the morning and go for a good, brisk sit. Eating helps the farmers. And what's the most comfortable way to eat? SITTING. THEY say "Sitting is like smoking. It'll make you dies young." I'm sitting. I'm a Louie Louie Generation guy. Too late for me to die young. Sit. Eat. Enjoy.