Good Night

There are now almost 700 Good Night podcasts. So far, this is my favorite. It features ME...foiling an attack on my Lady Wonder Wench by a two inch, three ounce monster in the middle of the night. When it was over, she didn't sigh, "Oh my hero." She said something even better. Give a listen please.

There's a sign on the wall of a hanger where I used to keep my little plane. It says VOLUMES. "Don' let the boy die before the man" is the message. Testosterone toting guys seem to have more toys than the more estrogen enriched among us. That's because the Lord knows we need them more than they need us.

I like back rubs more than I should. There's a confession in this podcast. I'm confessing that I'm seriously thinking about going bald, so when my Lady Wonder Wench gives me a back rub, she won't have to stop at my neck.

Can't help the years going by. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO FALL INTO THE TRAP OF MATURING! Maturing is B O O R I N G. I tried it once. Big failure. Today's podcast gives you a couple of much more interesting possibilities.

"Once upon a time" are some of my favorite words. If you feel the same way about stories, this podcast is for you. If I don't tell some stories every day, my pimples would come back and my wrinkles would start to hurt.

We're WAYYY too busy, and this podcast has a solution to that problem. There must be some ladies out there who were so busy that they said no when George Clooney went chasing after them. So BIg Louie says, "Take a don't do what you don't want to do day...doo wah, doo wah" Give it a listen...when you find some time.

This podcast is a reminder to hold your head high if you drive a "Klunker." "Klunker" is an expressive word. It's the sound your engine makes when you're stopped at a stop light. "Klunker," klunker, klunker"...is your engine's sound. It's a contented sound that translates to, "I'm a car that has demonstrated the ability to make it all the way home lots of times." The guy next to you in the new red Corvette has an engine going, "Vroom, vroom, vroom" which translates to "slurp, slurp, slurp, get me to the gas station fast." There is a big difference between a klunker and a junker. A klunker always has some value...for somebody.

If you are a "Louie Louie Generation" gentleman, DO NOT LOOK AT YOURSELF SIDEWAYS IN A MIRROR. You are in danger of suffering from "Pre-Cotious Ab Deflation." The definition of that word and all your other questions are answered in this podcast. Dig in!

This is a whole lot of story about Adam & Eve & Desiree. They claim "Nothing Happened." Ha.

I like being comfortable. That's why I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room...and this IS a POPPA chair. Poppa...as in manly. Comfortable.

More and more people seem to be un-comfortable with exactly what being manly means now. Legitimate colleges and universities are giving actual courses with titles like "Overcoming your toxic masculinity." Seriously. Brown University has a course in quote, "creating safe spaces for men to unpack all of the things they have learned about masculinity and what it means to be a man" end quote. Seriously.

I like my masculinity. I've had it for a long time. I'm very comfortable with it. And it's never seemed toxic to me. My Lady Wonder Wench seems to like it too. In fact I think my masculinity is one of the biggest reasons why my Lady Wonder Wench is the star of my most inappropriate and not safe for work thoughts. I like my masculinity. I'm very comfortable being a man. That's what this podcast is all about.