Jill is our Met Gala historian! We spend a long amount of time going over our favorite and least favorite looks from this year's Met Gala. Ryann lists some celebrities that she doesn't like and has no reason for not liking them! Ryann doesn't know what Stella McCartney looks like or who her mother is! Jill provides us with a Rust legal update. Ryann started watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel and no one in it is British! Sofia Richie got married, nuptials brought to us by Chanel. Lorelai Gilmore is unprofessional as hell! Jill wants her Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell information on the record. CANCEL MY FAIR LADY, Professor Higgins doesn't deserve to live!! Dear John Mulaney, as our mother used to say "we are off of your train." The United States has no money! President Joe Biden is running for re-election, have you heard? Kamala, lose my number. Tom Sandoval is probably experiencing a psychotic break and is learning how to make bracelets! Jared Leto and his bad dick get around and star in many films. We're so Staten Island, it's not even funny.

The ladies are back and the tech is a wee bit choppy this week we apologize! We kick off by discussing our caffeine routines and have a moment of silence for the Dunkaccino. Babies are being born!!! KC3 is being coronated (which is a word, I looked it up!) Harry is going and Meghan is not! Ryann watched an entire season of Ru Paul's Drag Race and loved it! She also learned a fair amount about Bob Mackie during the RPDR reunion, including the fact that he is still alive. The Tim Allen television show Last Man Standing was on from 2011 to 2021! Ryann has a HOT TAKE on The Santa Clause franchise, you've been forewarned. Ryann has started watching the show Jury Duty; James Marsden is still a light in her life. Josh Sharp the comedian was on the show The Opposition with Jordan Klepper if you needed to know (I looked it up!) Priyanka Chopra Jonas is going to be in a film with her husband, Nick Jonas, as well as diva Celine Dion (I bet Bob Mackie has designed clothes for her). Who would you rather hang out with: Tim Allen or Priyanka Chopra Jonas? If you were burning for an update on if Ryann finished the television series, Ginny and Georgia, then you got it! Blink-182 is BACK! Kourtney and Travis are annoying! The Brady Bunch Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, go watch it - oh and Jan? Come back when you're pregnant!

On this week's episode the ladies discuss: Ryann's still sensitive about Jill's Workaholics shade. A BIG Happy Birthday to our Uncle Timmy! Apologies in advance for ten straight minutes on Lewis Capaldi's Netflix documentary and recent concert! In case you hadn't heard Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have called it quits, silver lining they can now star in a Netflix movie where they don't end up together. Jill interrupts mid-pod to go to the bathroom, the drama of it all! We saw the movie Air! It's about shoes! Bravolebrities are still taking "Ozempy" and Jill gives a semi-recent RHONJ update, mainly on Delores. Ryann is still watching Ginny and Goergia and listened to LVP on Steve-O's podcast! Jillian provides her thoughts on the Tom Schwartz and Johnowen Lowe Watch What Happens live appearance and we do a brief check in on the latest Scandoval updates. Should we start recording ads? Why do people like Morgan Wallen? Were your hallways decorated in high school? Is it Anthony Weiner's fault that Donald Trump became president? Should Ryann watch the 2015 film Black Mass? Answers to all these questions and more on this week's episode!!

Welcome to our longest episode yet! The sisters begin this week by discussing Jill’s experience watching Daisy Jones and the Six on Amazon Prime and we tell a favorite family story where an older woman called Ryann a c*nt at a concert. Ryann is wondering if she listens to hypnosis at night if there are subliminal messages in it. We also ponder if Netflix is controlling our lives. Ryann isn’t sure how she feels about Ginny and Georgia yet but she is going to keep watching it! She also did her taxes!!! KELSEA BALLERINI IS AN AMERICAN HERO. Bud Light is still the sweet nectar of the gods and also an American hero. Go off, Bud Light! We get pretty polichar (politically charged) in this episode even in our recounts of March Madness! Jillian explains what red-shirting is for us! Ryann watched all of Shrinking and she did not like Jason Segel’s hair in it. Disney needs to cool it already with these live action flicks. Ryann read Jennete McCurdy’s book a year after it was popular and it came out! Jill has some legal language pet peeves about Gwyneth’s trial! While Ryann would just like to know how Jill feels about Gwyneth’s acting prowess. Discover why Ryann says ‘just stop it Taylor Swift’. Is Ryann obsessed with Marc Maron? Finally learn why the number fifteen is important to Jill! What a scoop!

Happy Billy Hargrove’s Birthday everyone! (March 29, 1967) This week the sisters discuss recovering from a one year old’s birthday party! Ben Affleck is intimidated by Michael Jordan, allegedly. Jillian is actually intimidated by Michael Jordan. S Club 7 is hitting the road again and some of their songs can be helpful for your mental health struggles! Is the UK part of Europe? Ryann describes an episode from another podcast, Celebrity Memoir Book Club; team Blake Anderson forever. Jillian rudely suggests that Ryann start her own spinoff podcast to discuss the gentlemen from Workaholics because it’s all she talks about, SMH. Harry Styles and Emily Ratajkowski were spotted kissing and guess what? Jillian doesn’t care! Ryann recounts a very old SNL skit (2013) where Jason Sudeikis and Tim Robinson sing a hit song about basketball! Are Harry and Emily actually baiting us? Some food for thought, are they trying to distract us from THEIR TRUTH? Justin Long and Kate Bosworth are engaged! Or are they? Another press mystery! Be like Jill and follow @tourismIreland on Instagram and go see our Derry Girls in action! We invent a fun new game for you to play and Penn Badgley is still having a moment. One time in an interview Melissa McCarthy said she’d never been on a sitcom and we thought this was Gilmore Girls erasure. Hear some of Ryann’s takes on season 1 of Gilmore Girls in her 100th rewatch of the program. Season 4 of Succession has begun, Jill would recommend to a friend. Scandoval update? No, not really, but Ryann learned that Scheana was in an episode of JONAS, the Jonas Brothers’ television program that aired for two seasons! Jill gives us the TLDR about GOOP on the stand if you need it! Gwyneth can’t give the bailiffs gifts, the nerve of the US judicial system! Ryann waxes poetic about yet another female professional soccer player! Whatever Julie Ertz wants, Julie Ertz gets! Ryann wants to remake the 2004 Brad Pitt vehicle Troy. Will Ryann ever guess the NY Post headline correctly? Probably not. Nick Lachey has some fire tracks, don’t sleep on Nick Lachey.

This is a very chaotic episode, our first time recording together in person! In our parents’ basement! Ryann starts off with a BONE she has to pick with Jill and the Netflix executives who canceled Season 4 of the television program, GLOW! And is Marc Maron sexually attractive? Was Joe Rogan the host of Fear Factor? Yes, yes he was. Clark the dog (not the star college basketball player of Iowa) causes a lot of disruption throughout the pod, we apologize. Ed Sheeran has a new docu series on Disney+ and some very sad things have happened to him recently! Ryann doesn’t want Ed Sheeran to keep naming his albums after maths. Ryann has an empty hole in her life now that she is up to date on the Real Housewives of Potomac. Juan Dixon is not a good person. Do sisters shower together? Are we a Wendy/Candiace or a Robyn/Gizelle? Top Chef is back, baby! It’s All Stars and international, but Jill is Team USA all the way. Is it bad luck to eat a ladybug, let alone three? Anna Faris still has a podcast, Ryann’s bae Blake Anderson from Workaholics was a guest and he enjoys the songs of Soulja Boy. March Madness is upon us, Jillian knows about it, Ryann does not. There are a lot of basketball games to follow! We hate Gillette stadium. Ryann is still enamored by Kate Bosworth and Justin Long and is still unsure of their marital status. One day we will attend the Vanity Fair Oscars party, you heard it here first. Our queen Lindsay is having a child! Listen to our delayed and unenthusiastic Oscar talk! James Lafferty is a nice guy! 

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Ryann and Jill delve into one of their favorite films; 1999 romantic comedy Drive Me Crazy starring Adrian Grenier and Melissa Joan Hart! Word to the wise: you would never wear new sneakers the same day of a big basketball game, c’mon Brad! We love Ray Neely! Could throwing a book off of a hot air balloon whilst in the air kill someone? The sisters strongly disagree on actress Keri Lynn Pratt’s performance in the film (DaughterJudy/Dee Vine 4ever!) Failing health should be a deal breaker! Time Zone High School would NOT be a real school name. Ryann also introduces new categories: FMK, Oldest High Schooler in the movie, and Best Song in the Film. We don’t want to sleep, we just want to keep on loving you!

Starting off with more Kelsea Ballerini updates, sorry everyone but we are the number one source for Kelsea news! Jamie Lee Curtis is one of the GOATs and we love her and her boundaries. The race for the Best Actor Oscar continues (*cough Team Austin Butler cough*)! Jillian is surprisingly charmed by Chris Pine. How do you know the actor Tim Curry, in which film did he enter your life? Want to know which films won the best picture Oscar the years we were born and won album of the year at the Grammys? Jill’s husband got a haircut and debuts it midway through the pod! Ryann finished Season 6 of Real Housewives of Potomac and dishes on a reunion that aired 2 years ago! Andy Cohen had one small hair out of place! Don’t worry she’s on the last season so we’ll probably stop talking about it soon! (Maybe.) We hate this NY Post headline this week. Jillian’s favorite US President is not who you would expect, hear why! Ryann does not know when the primaries are! We very quickly mention Jennifer Coolidge at the end don’t worry! Enjoy!