Come one, come all, you bench-warming bitches! We're doing something super new and revolutionary today friends!! Watch along with us: The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Reunion Part 1! This past Tuesday, Jan 8th part 1 of The Real Housewives of the Salt Lake City Reunion aired on Bravo and Jillian and Ryann recorded themselves live watching the reunion together and you can listen along with them!
We start the reunion episode at 08:24 and finish watching at 68: 25 if you want to follow along with us! Put on that Peacock App or your Bravo on Demand on cable! (68:36 - 92:32 is our usual Podcast banter and chat.) We chat about other things during commercial breaks if you are interested and following along to a T, but also talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City during commercials...too:
Commercial 1: 19:33 - 22:35
Commercial 2: 29:00 - 32:48
Commercial 3: 41:22 - 44:54
Commercial 4: 50:52 - 54:11
Commercial 5: 60:00 - 60:03But c'mon just listen to the whole thing and listen to our bad sound, put it on in the background while you do work!
We sprinkle in some other topics like the Golden Globes, Southern Charm (Ryann just started it), the television program Find your Roots, how Bravo casts their reality television programs, the secret tunnel under the Synagogue in Brooklyn. Jill hates the internet, you guys, especially comments. We also discuss marketing of movie musicals. Is Ryann developing vitiligo? Jillian gives us some info on the origins of the Barbie movie and when Margot Robbie became a producer. Jeremy Allen White has a very minimal bellybutton showing on his body. Club Chalamet is getting wild. Bill Hader and Ali Wong are dating. Aaron Rodgers is dumb and beefing with Jimmy Kimmel. Ryann poses a philosophical question: should we end the Real Housewives franchise? As we record a whole episode of us watching a reunion episode? Please let us also introduce you to Miss Salmonella Fingers. We all know George Santos and that he sucks but Ryann is super PISSED at him this week. Which celeb do you think you could catch with your looks, personality, and over all vibe fam?
But mainly we discuss the SLC reunion looks, makeup, hair, bench-warming bitches, and how Monica 100% looks like a girl from Staten Island. How much bronzer these women are wearing (and that they missed their hands) - please rate the tans from most to least offensive, everyone. Angie brings nothing to the table, sorry girl. We're sorry if Andy Cohen's voice in the background is jarring on the ears. We're done talking about and seeing Jen Shah and Mary Cosby on these shows. Ryann likes Whitney and she doesn't care who knows it, she also thinks (allegedly) Meredith Marks might be on drugs. Should they do a Real Housewives in New England? Is Jill the Lisa Barlow of this podcast? Our overall takeaway of this first episode after all that? It was boring.