Kev's driving/flying home for Christmas with a case of Spanish flu that threatens to rule him out of Everton's trip to Old Trafford, where the Blues are looking for a 12th win in 14 games.

Elsewhere, Liam is so bored by a routine 1-0 home win that he's moved to begging for ale money outside St. John's precinct just to feel alive again.
We talk Pro Evo penguin suits, abundances of Americans, and are left to wonder just who was on the fifth pen that never was against Fiorentina.

This episode is in association with The Excelsior. Thanks to Sean Ponzini, Gary Lunt and Niall O'Donnell for their contributions.

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