Aggie & Bryan go on a journey today, touching on everything from cutting edge 80s salads to the literary canon of YA horror author Christopher Pike. We also discuss female anatomy again, so sorry. What is this podcast even about? Oh yeah, Goop. We go into the continuing saga of Gunter V. Paltrow, a new travel guide format, and another winning tip from Ask Jean. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod, and rate us 5 big ones on Apple Podcasts. Gracias!

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And we're back! After a three week hiatus, Aggie and Bryan have a LOT of goop to cover. We talk everything from cult documentaries to kimchi parties, from beach totes to ancient civilizations. We also discuss goop (and Dr. Steven Gundry's) strongly worded rebuttal to a certain hater (the gynocologist who said jade yoni eggs might be more poisonous than tomatoes.) Can you imagine the nerve! Thanks as always for listening. Be sure to rate us 5 stars and review us on Apple Podcasts, tell your friends, and follow us on instagram and twitter. Grazie mille!

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Unfortunately Bryan and Aggie are unable to record a new podcast this week, so we've dug up our very first, never released episode of Goop Yourself from way back in May of 2016. Listen to baby Aggie and baby Bryan talk about pourover coffee and anger management. We also thought describing every outfit sold on Goop would be riveting audio. Live and learn. Stay tuned for a brand new episode next week, and be sure to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. DANKE!

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Aggie and Bryan argue about fanatical excerciser Tracy Anderson. Is she an aspirational goddess or a weird crackpot selling eating disorders and weird protein bars? Probably both. We also discuss how toxic mold poisoning might be prevented by tearing your house apart and following a paleo diet. Plus, $60 vibrational stickers NOT endorsed by NASA, complicated conditioning regimens, and a trip inside Gwyneth's Goop lair. Don't forget to rate us on Apple Podcasts and follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. BYE BYE.

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Aggie and Bryan argue about fanatical excerciser Tracy Anderson. Is she an aspirational goddess or a weird crackpot selling eating disorders and weird protein bars? Probably both. We also discuss how toxic mold poisoning might be prevented by tearing your house apart and following a paleo diet. Plus, $60 vibrational stickers NOT endorsed by NASA, complicated conditioning regimens, and a trip inside Gwyneth's Goop lair. Don't forget to rate us on Apple Podcasts and follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. BYE BYE.

Aggie and Bryan report back from (reading about) In Goop Health, the Goop Wellness Summit unleashed on the tragic white ladies of Los Angeles. It's as insane as expected, with aura photography, collagen martinis, and yoni eggs galore. We also talk about the benefits of hypnosis, Jean approved face wipes, $4500 cooking classes, and why we're all drinking water completely wrong. Please rate us five stars on Apple Podcasts, follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter, and spread the word about this very important podcast. AU REVOIR.

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On this short and sweet episode of Goop Yourself, Aggie and Bryan discuss how toxic cotton is giving flight attendants hives, and the rest of us cancer and autism. We explain why clean risotto is great, why clean 7-layer-dip is tragic, and why Jean Godfrey June is the Sean Spicer of the Goop Administration. We also touch briefly on Gwyneth's truly bizarre appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and give you a taste of what an Aggie/Bryan Costco podcast would be like. Please rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts and follow @goopyourself on instagram. GOOD VIBES.

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This week Gwyneth forces Bryan and Aggie to confront their personality disorders. But pretty much everyone's a narcissist, right?? We also learn how to safely consume coffee, trust the mystical wisdom of old racist ladies from Laguna Beach, and shop for Father's Day (a $1000 leather ice chest and a copy of On The Road.) If you like the pod, please rate us 5 stars on iTunes and follow us @goopyourself on instagram! WE ARE GRATEFUL.

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This week goop debuts the most boring sex advice column the world has ever known. This, coupled with a truly basic guide to "colorstrology" makes for a dud of a newsletter. On the plus side, we teach ourselves ESP on our iphones, Aggie delves into the world of mineral sunscreens, and Bryan come out as basket non-binary. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyoureslfpod on twitter. 

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It's wedding season which means spending thousands of dollars on people you used to be friends with and will barely ever see again. But if you read goop you're super rich anyway so who cares! Aggie and Bryan suffer through terrible groomsman and bridesmaid gifts and self-explanatory relationship advice, but come out the other side with another fun detox to plunge into. Please excuse the audio quality, our engineer (Aggie's dog BB) messed up. Follow us on instagram @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod and please rate us 5 stars on itunes! Mahalo.

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