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Melissa Urban lunches with Elise in Brentwood before cavorting with GP at Will Cole's book party. What does it all mean? The Financial Times publishes a longform Goop profile that asks the important questions. Bryan tackles Caitlin's Turkey Pot Pie and fights with Agnes about food storage. We also discuss reiki orgasms, protein packed meals, bargain body wash, Sweetgreen dupes, grain-free stuffing, the politics of handshaking, helping children process their emotions, and our upcoming trip to the depths of Hell (Trader Joe's.) 

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We review Goop Kitchen's new (healthy???) pizza and pasta concept, discuss the ongoing saga of reluctant body positivity influencer Blogilates, and dissect Gwyneth's paen to turning 50. Plus, Bryan's tennis obsession, Apple's Amagansett rager, Caitlin's veggie burger recipes, lunar sexual energy, at-home laser treatments and more!

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We welcome Dr. Agnes Adjacent himself (Brian Thompson) on the pod to talk about his Whole 30 journey. We also discuss deranged Youtube channel FlavCity, Gwyneth's big Shark Tank announcement, affordable clean drugstore beauty, a new Ayurveda book, paella parties, chef Kim Floresca's top 5 reasons she loves her own restaurant and more!

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Gwyneth travels to Boston as we all wait breathlessly for the launch of Goop Superfina. Agnes is over the Whole 30 hump, while poor Melissa Urban wrecks her elbow and shills for bug oil manufacturers Zero Acre Farms. Bryan makes a delicious two-ingredient pizza and gets swindled by DoorDash live on air. We also talk mass shootings, new TV, Lockheed Martin, adult sleepovers, self-tanners, microdosing, macrodosing, the space-time continuum, and paleo popsicles!

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Gwyneth goes of a full on media blitz for the launch of GOOPGLOW Dark Spot Exfoliating Sleep Milk, hitting up both the zoomers (Hailey Bieber) and the boomers (The Today Show) to peddle her wares. She immediately makes things awkward, joking that she f*cked Hailey's dad in a bathroom 32 years ago, stepping into an unnecessary defense of nepotism, and visiting the Ground Zero of Smoresburn-gate, the SAG Harbor Goop Lab. We also talk dairy-free cooking alternatives, the true cost of grain-free granola, wooden bath mats, J** G*****'s disturbing thirst trap, Selma Blair's triumph (and possible future at GOOP), the most pathetic rewards referral program and more!

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We talk Whole30, TikTok's Pink Sauce fiasco, Bryan and Agnes's embarrassing political pasts, Gwyneth's Montecito home furnishings, Goop At Sea's itinerary and special guests, Thrive Market and Whole Foods buys, homemade grain-free granola, free hotel shampoo hauls, $12 GOOPGLOW microderm exfoliator dupes and more!

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