Oh no! Watch out! There's a MONSTER ON THE ICE! HALP! Hurry! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are out there! They're ON THIN ICE.

Surprise! It's MARSHMALLOW SEASON or whatever. Now stick it in some HOT COCOA with that WET AND GUSHY. The Terror Twins get toasty talking 'bout 'BUMPS! And so will Y'ALL.

Jack Frost? JACK NASTY!! You guys...R.L. Stine DID NOT write this short story!! It's CHRISTMASOFFICIAL! But please oh please still listen to this episode. Matthew and Daniel absolutely pull it apart! And then KISS IT BETTER.

This is the best Goosebumps short story! HANDS DOWN, deep in the snow! Listen to Matthew Scott and Daniel Montgomery READ THE WHOLE SHORT THING, would you? Pretty BITTY please with CHRISTMAS TREEZE!

Oooooh, y'all. Daniel's got a SNEAKING suspicion about this short story! And he'll be DAMNED if he's not right! Listen to the icy hot TEA! And check out the SEXY FRENCH cover, Le Vampire DE GLACE! JUST GOOGLE IT, BITCH

This episode is totally NUTS! And it's the ooongest one yet. Listen to the TERROR TWINS, Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery, talk about the BALLet in their green TAFFETA DRESSES. 

You better don't!! 

BONUS EPISODE: TikTok UR DEAD! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery give THEMSELVES Goosebumps - well, sorta! Matthew reads as Daniel decides: will he die along the way? Probably! This one's about TIME travel and about an annoying little red-headed kid. DRINK!

Things get wacky - and WHACKY - when crazy ol' lunch lady CHOP SUEY starts to stalk and CHOP the kids at Mill Road School. Get into it! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY! CHOP SUEY!

Bonnie Sue Bowers. THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.