The NASTIEST STORY IN THIS BOOK! Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery get all DOLLED UP, talk about GOOSEbumps, and slather themselves in something called DOLL JELLY. MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE!!

Another TV episode from this tome of twisted tales! And it's ABOUT TV! CLICK on this episode and LISTEN! Don't press pause! Don't change the channel! Wow - you're really pushing our buttons! Is there even a remote chance that you're actually reading this? A small screen story with some small screams!

This short story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps is all about THEM TEDDIES! Show us your teddies!! Listen to this TEDDY TALK by the TERROR TWINS: Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery. The only thing they love more than big ol' teddies is GOOSEBUMPS!

There's nothing scarier than sports! BAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

You have your friends? And then you have your BEST FRIENDS! This story is VERY short, and not that scary, bitch!

Oh no! Strange lights in the woods near GREAT AUNT ABIGAIL'S house!? And she be acting funny too! Her PEANUT FUDGIES taste a little funny! And why is MUTTSTER barking so much? Why did LUCY's parents have to go to ASIA for 6 weeks? We'll NEVER know! Have a great summer! K.I.T. - The Terror Twins

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are twins who A) can't stand children B) love the piss out of Goosebumps C) have a tendency to get nasty or D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? The Terror Twins give you a PEAS OF THEIR MIND about EVIL BABY SHORT STORY and FOX KIDS TV EPISODE Strained Peas. Now will that BABY STOP SCREAMEENG? We need PEAS AND QUIET!

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Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery bring you the first in a series of SHORT 'N SWEET SCREAMS!!! (Beginning with The House of No Return - and the corresponding FOX KIDS TV episode) After GOOSEBUMPS, R.L. brought us TALES to Give You Goosebumps (10 shorty screamers!) JOIN THE DANGER CLUB! Get nasty! Get all KINDS of nasty!!

The Terror Twins (Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery) look back on their absolute FAVES from the first 62 Goosebumps books - everything from BEST COVER to MOST TOTALLY NASTY! - AND the total DUDS. Listeners beware, you're in for 62 SCARES, A-HENNY.