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Here for a good time….Not for a long time.

....Talking all things terrible…we’re at it again.

Fast Nine for the last time, Matt’s brush with strep throat, Paul’s side project (You’re Not Even Watching)

Workplace romance, boofing, urban myths, false idols, gold bond, shutting it down, spaghetti, the ultimate sacrifice and staring in the abyss.

Wrong numbers, unspeakable words, trash man Paul, goatees, shitty dads, pants pooping, Bezos in space, a bone on a bus, annoying people, and Apple TVs.

This week the experts discuss Nate’s new lifts, taking from the less fortunate, axe body spray and we solve homelessness....again.

Brad Pitt, breeding cats, high society, fathers, unrippable phonebooks, morbid obeasity, ghosts, and setting expectations.

This week the experts discuss the importance of having a will ( and a pocket pussy), what happens when you splice human and cat DNA, showering habits, and debate frozen pizzas vs. hot-n-ready trash circles.