We're baaaaack! New year, same podcast, and a new episode that'll make you say YEOWCH! One topic, two words -- SQUID GAME. After a thorough review of the greatest show of all time, Squid Game: The Challenge, we hop into our hosts' huge list of hate. Then we discuss some of the most divisive movies of the season, Saltburn and Thanksgiving, and one host gets so heated that he has no choice but to go on a passionate soliloquy about feminism. This episode will be sure to give you whiplash, as we swerve from Emmanuel Macron's dating history to the morals of Baddies ATL to the racial politics of eye color. You can't say we're not well-rounded! Finally, we close things out with one host's story of the worst doctor in medical history. Get ready for 2024, because you're now entering the Year of the Tomato 🍅

Get ready to squelch with excitement, because we are BACK! This episode, we answer so many of the questions you have been dying to hear us answer, such as:

What is the NYC Gay Boy Volleyball League? Can we run a 5K in 10 minutes? Would we eat 24 hour Mexican buffet? Why did one host delete their dating apps? Which host stands with the Swifties? Do we know the female anatomy? Just how large can a scrotum stretch? Why is one host's pee so hot? Would we ever sell feet pics? Which kinks should be shamed? What are our thoughts on the Alabama chair fight? Will we ever play the Black People Game? Why is British breakfast so bad?

If you've been wanting the answers to these questions and more, then this is the episode for you. Come on in, the tomato juice is fine!

Happy Holidays Clowns! In our last episode of 2022, we start by discussing this year's Halloween and two of our hosts' birthdays. Then comes a much-awaited segment, celebrity smash or pass, and later, we go down undah for a round of Bikini Bottom smash or pass. Ever wanted to know if we would smash Larry the Lobster, Elon Musk, or Khloe Kardashian? Now's your chance to find out and play along! Next, we debate what everyone's thinking but no one want to talk about -- tipping and splitting the bill. You would think that would be our episode's big debate, but instead one of the biggest debates in GTT history comes from our shower food discussion. Two hosts agree that certain foods will taste better in the shower, while one host holds steadfast in their beliefs that only Laffy Taffy should be eaten where you bathe. The conversation hops to the captivating question of which celebrity would win in a headbutt fight, and with some real heavy hitters -- Tyra Banks, Yo Gotti, Plies, Tory Lanez, Ne-Yo, and Rihanna -- this is sure to cause some heated debate amongst our listeners. We round out the episode with a huge proposition, and introduce the Grab the Tomatoes Fuck a Fan Challenge! You guys will not wanna miss this one. Here's to more squelching in 2023!

BeReal, Belgium, and BBLs, oh my! In this episode, we discuss some of our hosts' recent vacations. While one happily reminisces on his life-threatening Waffle House debut, another gives a clown call to the entire European Union for its lack of A/C and quality cuisine. As three professionals in STEM, we lend our extensive logic to the monkeypox epidemic and question our POTUS's suspicious health patterns. One host leaks some confidential information about our listeners' eating habits, while another gets ridiculed for his taste in apps. Hold on to those tomatoes, because we're discussing some of our favorite and least favorite HBO shows -- Legendary, Industry, and Rap Sh!t. To round out this exciting episode, we expose some of our Twitter drafts, as well as reveal a dark secret in one host's test-taking past. Bon voyage, Squelchers!

You've been asking for it, and we delivered! Our esteemed hosts came together in Atlanta for the first time, and to celebrate they recorded their first ever live podcast! In this thrilling Q&A, we talked about the new Drake album, the best Trader Joe’s snacks, hygiene, pizza toppings, and more. Thanks to everyone who squelched with us <3 🍅

Happy Easter Clowns! In this unholy new episode, we discuss everything from Coachella to plane crashes. Which summer are YOU going to have, a summer of cock & balls, or a giant pants summer? Instead of just talking about Euphoria like every other podcast, in this episode, we actually audition for Euphoria. As three professional sound engineers, we react to songs by Coi Leray and our problematic fave, Jussie Smollett. Then, we go through one host's Tinder as a group and educate another host on the art of soaking and jump humping. The episode wraps with a discussion about our favorite viral video at the moment, as well as a debate on which man we'd like to see Drake make out with. It must be spring, because tomato season is ripe and ready for your consumption!

Wah gwaan, Clowns! We know you missed us, and the feeling is mutual. The Season 2 premiere starts with a recap of what we've been doing in our brief hiatus. When we discuss what we're leaving behind in 2021, one host drops a certain ICY GRL, while another brings her right back into 2022. Need some new TV suggestions? We'll tell you our thoughts on the hottest new shows -- Succession, Twentysomethings, Emily in Paris, Selling Sunset, and Euphoria. Taylor Swift scratches and sniffs on stage, which causes our hosts to have one of the most heated debates in podcast history. Finally, one host teases a possible trip to London, and we shout out our lovely international listeners. New season, same old squelch!

Clowns, we finally made it to the Season 1 finale! In a much-delayed episode, we stray further and further from the Lord's light. Of course our hosts' hungry minds immediately jump to food, as we discuss struggle meals, the Saweetie meal, and which celebrity we think would have the best McDonald's meal. Then, one host makes a dangerous detour into the world of human fluids; we can already hear the audience booing him from home. Per usual, we meander around the world of music, bouncing from BTS to Lizzo to Normani to Cardi to Nicki to #FreeBritney. Finally, we take a trip down memory lane and reminisce on our favorite moments of Season 1. Keep those throwing arms loose, because Season 2 is right around the corner!

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Time to chow down, clowns...it's the food episode! We asked for your unpopular food opinions, and boy did we get them. After discussing our interest in warm banana pudding and pinky meat tacos, we get into some hot takes. Bubbly milk, raisin breakfast, soggy cereal, and unidentifiable tuna fish are on the menu tonight. This one is NOT for weak stomachs. Then, one listener's submission leaves us so speechless, we had to let a Clown Call do all the talking. Take a bite into this episode, you won't regret it ;)

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This frantic episode starts with a few life updates, and then gets right into our usual clownery. Our hosts create, try, fail, and end the Squidward Voice Challenge and Lesbian Accent Challenge. We tackle everything about first dates, from who's paying to what counts as a date. One of our hosts admits to being bougie and pretentious, while another is outed as being cheap and lazy. Then, one host's toxic trait is so toxic, we had no choice but to give them a well-deserved Clown Call. We do a speedrun of some hot topics: dick or balls, ass or boobs, squirt = pee, and barking in DMs. Finally, one misguided host makes a comment on Nicki Minaj so deplorable, we wouldn't be surprised if the Barbz took him out and we never saw him again. Clowns, we missed you, and we hope you love this episode!

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