Kat and Gab go "goblin mode" all up on Santa's ass and scheme up all manner of malpractice for 2023. Discussed: Kat's xmas autofiction piece, Gab's hot take on climate change, and holiday season angst.

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After seeing a live show by popular conspiracy theory podcast TrueAnon, Gab had an existential crisis about her sociopolitical alignments. We discuss our own mission and position as Podcasters ourselves. Listen to the end for an exhilarating rendition of our very own MANIFESTO.

Gab and Kat get into a Mexican standoff with antisemitism. Kat shoots a man dead. Free speech absolutism holdup in the saloon. Only one can walk out alive.

Our Egyptian friend Ahmed joins us to talk about his terrible week, his darkest thoughts, and his work in repatriating ancient Egyptian artifacts–with help from Kim Kardashian! Warning: includes serious discussion about suicide.

--- The stolen sarcophagus in question: https://nypost.com/2021/10/18/kim-kardashians-met-gala-pic-helped-solve-looted-egyptian-coffin-case/

Gab takes the Sanitation Exam. Kat's mom makes a special appearance. The gals debate the Right Way to Educate Our Children.

Competitive chess scandals, eating disorders, anarcho-primitivism, God, circumcision, and food ethics. A full schedule of discussion delights as Gab snacks on a cup of melted chocolate and Kat drinks a bottle of wine.

Weirded out by the storm, the gals tackle Astrology, Furries, Try Guys Fans, and other stories. Sponsored by Doritos.

-- Gab's present: https://i.imgur.com/cj0xODQ.jpg

BuzzFeed bullshit returns in the form of a scandal among the baffling Try Guys, which evolves into an enlightening yet depressing discussion about industrial society and its future. Kaczynski would be so proud.

Ya girlz review drugs: Gab's summer of shrooms, Kat's ketamine therapy, coke urges, weed habits, smoke and a pancake, bong and a blintz.

Is trying cringe? Should we abandon ambition? Is it time to tell the Buddha to fuck off? Kat and Gab strive to make a decision on striving. Sponsored by Doritos.

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