Billy Briggs has been so consumed with Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit that he made a special track in his house. His girlfriend is not happy, and has decided to let Billy discover via his Mario R/C Racer car that she is being intimate with other men!

Travel agent Jeremy Gable is trying to make money through creative means...even if it includes cashing in on the drive-in movie theater craze by screening adult films and allowing people to watch via a website what happens inside each car (without telling the theater customers). What kind of creepy stuff is that? We discuss!

Grade A Nation welcomes Aubrey to the show. She discusses all sorts of things in her life: her love of beating special needs children in sports, how to thrive despite not being in a relationship for five years, her crush on Alex Jones, and the appeal of eyelid tattoos. Aubrey has a mouth that is dirtier than a state fair outhouse, but we love her anyway. This episode is not for those of the faint of heart (or social justice warrior types). Check out Aubrey on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/theplasticpope and on Twitter at https://twitter.com/aVeryNiceLady11 before she gets banned on there again!

We discuss a tumultuous week that ends with the passing of game show icon Alex Trebek. Since he will have a lot of free time in the near future, would Donald Trump be a suitable new host of Jeopardy! that will bring the country together? Is a hologram Alex Trebek out of the question?

Larry Insell says his sister thought that when she saw Larry logging into his Gmail account that he was looking at a naughty man-on-man website called “Meat Lovers.” Larry blames the new Gmail logo for causing confusion. It certainly didn’t help matters that “YMCA” from the Village People was blasting out of the TV since Larry had a Trump rally on in the background. Sheesh!

Substitute teacher Paul Dawson is screening an anatomy video in a bathrobe over Zoom to middle schoolers when he gets up to make Hot Pockets....totally forgetting that he has no underwear on. Makes Jeffrey Toobin seem mild in comparison!

Relationship expert and couples therapist Michael Ficus comes on to claim that both Doc Rivers and Rush Limbaugh are not “real men” for crying in public...and then calls out survey researcher Nigel Lee for stealing the name of adult day care center operator Dale Pine while cohosting Grade A Nation. Awkward!

The crew discusses the shocking news that both President Trump and the First Lady were diagnosed as having the coronavirus. Is Hope Hicks responsible? Will President Trump recover and become a born again Christian tweeting out Bible verses? What does President Trump kissing the First Lady with meatloaf remnants in his mouth have to do with all of this? We discuss in yet another Grade A Nation that goes off the rails!

Good Times Tom Ladoux gets free meals from fast food restaurants by playing the Ron Paul stroke audio when placing an order at the drive-thru. He's manipulating people for sympathy. Isn't that shameful? We discuss!

The crew discusses the ad campaign in Finland featuring the Burger King mascot making out with what looks to be Ronald McDonald. Someone says they are uncomfortable now to order any items with mayonnaise on it because they are not sure if it is mayonnaise or Ronald McDonald "love juice." Totally ridiculous!